Orthodox Funny Joke/Meme Thread

[ArmyMatt]

Hey....not saying the baklava sucks, just saying once in a while a different baklava recipe might be in order, my good Padre!

alright, then by all means, hit us with a new hilarious Orthodox joke, pun, or meme.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

There aren't any that I'm aware of. I never said I was the man to go to for it! LOL

alright, then by all means, hit us with a new hilarious Orthodox joke, pun, or meme.

 

[ArmyMatt]

There aren't any that I'm aware of. I never said I was the man to go to for it! LOL

then what're ya complaining about? (said like Sean Connery to Harrison Ford)

 

[All4Christ]

Hey....not saying the baklava sucks, just saying once in a while a different baklava recipe might be in order, my good Padre!

You may like my Laklava then name is coined by my husband for my twist on the original

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Hey, it's kind of like a certain Seinfeld-loving Padre I know who criticizes Episode III. If I asked this guy to write a screenplay and direct a new Episode III, there's no way he could do as well as Lucas, but he still has the right to criticize it! (even though Episode III was outstanding!)

then what're ya complaining about? (said like Sean Connery to Harrison Ford)

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Sounds intriguing! So what is the difference, Laura?

You may like my Laklava then name is coined by my husband for my twist on the original

 

[All4Christ]

Sounds intriguing! So what is the difference, Laura?

Pecans (no walnuts), all honey, lots of spice like cloves, nutmeg, ginger, cinnamon...a lot is similar, but apparently it isn’t traditional enough for the Greek lady in our church She says that “this isn’t the way Baklava should be made!” It tastes delicious though! I love spiced pies...so I guess it makes sense that I like Baklava to be spiced as well

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

As if baklava is some sacrosanct recipe used as a holy mystery and it cannot be altered

Pecans, all honey, lots of spice like cloves, nutmeg, ginger, cinnamon...a lot is similar, but apparently it isn’t traditional enough for the Greek lady in our church She says that “this isn’t the way Baklava should be made!” It tastes delicious though! I love spiced pies...so I guess it makes sense that I like Baklava to be spiced as well

 

[All4Christ]

As if baklava is some sacrosanct recipe used as a holy mystery and it cannot be altered

She is a sweet lady, but does speak her mind openly

 

[ArmyMatt]

Hey, it's kind of like a certain Seinfeld-loving Padre I know who criticizes Episode III. If I asked this guy to write a screenplay and direct a new Episode III, there's no way he could do as well as Lucas, but he still has the right to criticize it! (even though Episode III was outstanding!)

yeah, no. I could sneeze a better script than episode III. plus I don't get paid to make movies. when you make as much as he does, folks deserve a good product.

plus the issue is old jokes, not bad ones.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Secretly Father Matt YEARNS to make as solid and complete and powerful a script as Revenge of the Sith, but knows such depth is unimaginable at this stage of life....unreachable goodness...

yeah, no. I could sneeze a better script than episode III. plus I don't get paid to make movies. when you make as much as he does, folks deserve a good product.

plus the issue is old jokes, not bad ones.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Orthodoxy doesn't have a shortage of "mind-speakers" around. That's for sure! LOL

She is a sweet lady, but does speak her mind openly

 

[All4Christ]

Orthodoxy doesn't have a shortage of "mind-speakers" around. That's for sure! LOL

Yep I’ve experienced plenty of comments from “mind-speakers”, lol but not from ill-intent

 

[ArmyMatt]

Secretly Father Matt YEARNS to make as solid and complete and powerful a script as Revenge of the Sith, but knows such depth is unimaginable at this stage of life....unreachable goodness...

he already did in his 6th grade English class

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Your overconfidence is your weakness...

he already did in his 6th grade English class

 

[ArmyMatt]

Your overconfidence is your weakness...

your faith in Lucas' directorial and writing skills is yours.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

And now witness the excellent script, production, FX, and music score of this fully vibrant and quite available Episode III Blu-ray!!! Play the movie at will, Father!!

your faith in Lucas' directorial and writing skills is yours.

 

[ArmyMatt]

And now witness the excellent script, production, FX, and music score of this fully vibrant and quite available Episode III Blu-ray!!! Play the movie at will, Father!!

don't be too proud of this cinematic terror you've constructed. the ability to destroy 2 hours of a man's life is insignificant next to the power of good taste.

 

[Unquirer]

Ok now I'm on a mission to find a meme Gurney hasn't seen yet..

 

[archer75]

Hey, it's kind of like a certain Seinfeld-loving Padre I know who criticizes Episode III. If I asked this guy to write a screenplay and direct a new Episode III, there's no way he could do as well as Lucas, but he still has the right to criticize it! (even though Episode III was outstanding!)

If you pay a plumber to come and fix a leaky faucet and two hours later there is raw sewage shooting out of your chimney and windows, you don't have to be a plumber to complain.