Describe what you do but...

[BlueAshSky]

Make it sound scary

 

[Left]

I want to sing to people and collect their money for said singing.

 

[BlueAshSky]

There is nowhere to run, no where to hide. They watch your every move. You can hear screams, sobbing, and laughter down every hall. There is no escape. Go outside if you wish, but you will find only locked gates. They dont keep things out... but in. And I help.

 

[jacknife]

I help guide you towards life or death.

 

[Miss Spaulding]

There is nowhere to run, no where to hide. They watch your every move. You can hear screams, sobbing, and laughter down every hall. There is no escape. Go outside if you wish, but you will find only locked gates. They dont keep things out... but in. And I help.

So you're a teacher then. I'm guessing kindergarten...?

 

[Take Heart]

blood, gore, infested wounds, various diseases.

 

[Paulie079]

Numbers. Everywhere.

 

[Pasta]

You can't see me, but every word you say, every thing you do, I'm either watching or listening, and most importantly, I'm taking account.

 

[Barzel]

It's my job to torture and kill people in imaginative ways.

 

[JeffofGallifrey]

I fill paper with scribbled symbols that only the devil can understand.

(math student)

 

[NurseAbigail]

With wide eyes he stared at me, "Who are you? Where am I?" The alarms echoed across the hallway. "CALL SECURITY NOW!" I manage to yell as I chase the man. He kept walking towards the elevators, with his bare fingers attempting to pry it open. "I AM GOING HOME." He sternly proclaimed, his voice void with emotion. "Sir, please go back to your room. It is not safe for you to go home yet!" I pleaded. Someone saw the commotion and calmly approached the man..."Sir, come lets walk you back to your room."

 

[timewerx]

This formula I made in Microsoft Excel simply calculates #of goods to order

=IF(IFERROR(MAX(MATCH(0,Z17:BB17,0)-IFERROR(INDEX(Prod_Inp_Table[Sales Order Lead time ('# Weeks)],$D17),"NA in Prod Inp")-buffer_week,0),">25 wks to OOS")=">25 wks to OOS","Too Early",IF(IFERROR(MAX(MATCH(0,Z17:BB17,0)-IFERROR(INDEX(Prod_Inp_Table[Sales Order Lead time ('# Weeks)],$D17),"NA in Prod Inp")-buffer_week,0),">25 wks to OOS")<=0,SUM(INDEX(B17C17,$V$2+IFERROR(INDEX(Prod_Inp_Table[Sales Order Lead time ('# Weeks)],$D17),"NA in Prod Inp")):INDEX(B17C17,$V$2+IFERROR(INDEX(Prod_Inp_Table[Sales Order Lead time ('# Weeks)],$D17),"NA in Prod Inp")+J17-1)),SUM(INDEX(B17C17,$V$2+IFERROR(INDEX(Prod_Inp_Table[Sales Order Lead time ('# Weeks)],$D17),"NA in Prod Inp")+IFERROR(MAX(MATCH(0,Z17:BB17,0)-IFERROR(INDEX(Prod_Inp_Table[Sales Order Lead time ('# Weeks)],$D17),"NA in Prod Inp")-buffer_week,0),">25 wks to OOS")):INDEX(B17C17,$V$2+IFERROR(INDEX(Prod_Inp_Table[Sales Order Lead time ('# Weeks)],$D17),"NA in Prod Inp")+J17+IFERROR(MAX(MATCH(0,Z17:BB17,0)-IFERROR(INDEX(Prod_Inp_Table[Sales Order Lead time ('# Weeks)],$D17),"NA in Prod Inp")-buffer_week,0),">25 wks to OOS")-1)))+L17)

 

[PeachieKeen]

I take a group of people and throw away everything they know and make them switch to a new way of thinking. I trap top performers in a room for months for a brainwashing program so that they can indoctrinate their co-workers more effectively from the inside. We all spend hours starting at a box with lights that slowly makes us go blind.

 

[Soyeong]

I mercilessly cut, pierce, and bend the world around me to fit my will.

 

[Pasta]

You can't see me, but every word you say, every thing you do, I'm either watching or listening, and most importantly, I'm taking account.

#transcriptionist

 

[Barzel]

#transcriptionist

I guessed you were a security guard.

 

[Sketcher]

I read your e-mail.

 

[Gnarwhal]

I watch you very carefully. I study how to best capture your essence. Then I put you on my computer and manipulate you.