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I must have burned a hole through my sinus years ago or something. Ever sense I sprayed salt water up my nose when I had a sinus infection to the point where blood started pouring out my nose days instead of snot......... even a sneeze can give me a bloody nose now.
I used to get punched in the nose and not bleed.... Now... ACHOO!!
Stupid sinus cant take a few gallons of salt water to flush it out.
What can I say? Yeah it burned a bit.... but it felt better after the burn stopped.
I have to second this reaction. But to add, my spirit would be laughing historically.
People always laugh at things they don't understand.
You see Swanny.... water is what snow and ice are when its NOT so cold that everything is frozen like it is in Canadia.
Nah, I think I will just stay further south where ice and snow rarely ever happens in nature.
I can keep wishing.
Well...... come on down!!
Ever had a buffalo burger?
Whoa. So I had my eyes dilated today for the first time in my life. This is so weird!! They're like almost black.
A what? Buffalo!?!
Well hello there OwlyWhoa. So I had my eyes dilated today for the first time in my life. This is so weird!! They're like almost black.
Whoa. So I had my eyes dilated today for the first time in my life. This is so weird!! They're like almost black.
Yes buffalo burger.... you know like what the Natives ate.
Lol!! What does that even do!?
Wait, aren't owl's eyes always like that anyway?
Lol!! Yes I'm quite aware, but oddly enough there's no restaurant like that here. Not that I've come across anyway.
Well thats cause the buffalo roamed the wild plans of America. You didn't have any Canadian Indians going around hunting the buffalo. The natives there were snowmen...... and moose...es....
Ooh! So you learned Canadian history!? Tell me more!
Hmmm, okay well lets see.
I covered the snowmen and moose being the natives of your land.... hmmm.
I have covered the Mountie discovering a maple leaf.....
ummm... I guess the only thing left to talk about is how hockey was discovered in Canadia.
Well you see, a Mountie was riding his horse moose.... when he looked back and noticed his horse moose pooped.
Well, it being the land of Canadia... of course the poop was frozen the instant it splatted on the ice. So, the Canadian Mountie being bored as he was. He poked the poo with a stick, which.... being on ice, naturally sent the frozen poo sliding across the ice at fast speeds. Which, went under the legs of a moose.
The Mountie then spent his time running around in circles with the stick in the air...
Once people found out that poo is flammable.... that is when the Canadians starting hanging nets on the side of their moose...es.... so they could play their poo games and then.... when it was over.... they could light the poo to stay warm.
Now, of course with nets and metal goals being common place as well as pucks they no longer use the poo.... but there you go....
Canadias full history.
Lol!! What does that even do!?
Wait, aren't owl's eyes always like that anyway?
The doc just wanted to check for any abnormalities, damage to retina, etc.
