I'd find him a woman he could not resist. Because I believe there is a woman out there for EVERY man. Even homosexual men.
ANd while some christian family may produce children who have homosexual urges, most homosexuals seem to come from familys that had some sort of sexual/family abuse in them, or an overbearing father or mother.
As a gay man, I kind of have a little of the girl side, and a little of the boy. I can watch the preOscars with my partner and be catty about the dresses. With a heterosexual couple, the girl says, "Do you like that dress," and the guy is only thinking how good it would look on the floor of his bedroom. We were friends with girls in kindergarten, and friends with boys, but they weren't friends with each other, and hated each other. So, you would look at the girls, saying, "I like kitties. And dolls." and look at boys, "I like to flush frogs down the toilet." Girls: My Little Pony, My Little Pony Boys: The 4 Horses of the Apocalpse, too late GI Joe! Girls: I like to smell pretty. I'm wearing Love's Baby Soft. Boys: faaaaaaaaaaaaart oh dude! that was nasty!
And somehow, that was God's idea? It's kind of like watching Hell Date, where you match two people that are completely different and watch for the train wreck.
Guys are like a PC - logical.
Girls are like the user, intuitive, and can't figure how to make the PC do what they need.
The Guy is thinking, ALT CONTROL F7. Why can't you understand that.
And then God sends gay people. We are like the guy in the Macintosh commercial. We say, "Hi PC." He says, "I'm not gay." The girl says, "I want to know what he's feeling." I say, "If he shows anything beside anger, a soft side, he won't be what he thinks many is, so anger is about all he is allowed to show." Then I tell PC that she want you to express how you feel. He doesn't know what he feels, and so I try and pull out an emotion of expressing love, and still convince him that showing emotion doesn't make him gay.
So, there is always a Will for a Grace, who uses him to try and get into the minds of men. There is rarely a Will for a guy, because they are so paranoid about being thought of as gay, so they just live, not understanding women.
And it seems like kind of a sick joke, thinking "sugar and spice" a great combination with "snails and puppy dog tails", of girls smelling like flowers, and boys laughing about their farts.
Frankly, I don't understand it.
And then, everyone meets for Thanksgiving, and then the men go to one room to watch the game, the women go to the kitchen, just like kindergarten when the boys and girls separated. The women say, "you'll never guess who's pregnant?" "Lisa?" "No, her little sister!!" ""SHUT UP! woah!!!"and telling secrets while the men are watching sports, grunting DEFENSE, and high fiving each other like they did something sitting on the couch.
With my partner and I, we can watch Project Runway, and critique the design, or we can talk about how hot some guy is on the show. We share the same thought bubble, both the girl side, and the guy side.
I'm convinced that gay people are here just so that God had someone in on the joke.
Even when people say, "God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve", you think, that was God's plan? So, let's say you and your spouse are the first man and woman. You have the lovely kids that you have now. And....wow...well....your kids are going to have to have sex with each other for the 3rd generation, so God's plan was some kind of incestuous hillbillies?
Straight people are equally confusing to us.