So did you figure out something that worked cause I've been awake since about 2:45 am
As a matter of fact I did.
Since it was 2AM and I didn't really have anything else going on at the time, I decided to do a little investigative work. I ended up coming across a pretty interesting article on webmd.com that addresses the issue of insomnia.
It was pretty groundbreaking info, although it
did get kind've technical at points. I won't bore you with the details, but research conducted at Johns Hopkins Medical Institute has concluded that the key to fighting insomnia is to elevate the heart rate for an extended period of time in combination with opening up certain blood vessels located in specific regions of the body.
So, as I'm sure you can imagine, my excitement over this very simple yet very profound solution motivated me to get dressed immediately and head down to the local Walmart to see if they had any women in stock.
To my dismay, they appeared to be fresh out. So I walked back to the customer service department and asked the person behind the counter if I could put a woman in layaway.
That gal must've been having a really bad day or something, because as soon as I asked her she threw her clipboard at me...
So on my way out of the store, I picked up a bottle of pain meds to soothe the aching wound in my head. Took them as soon as I got home, and was out like a light shortly thereafter.
So it looks like I'll have to wait around for Walmart to replenish their stock before I can try out this "woman" solution. But when I get the chance, I'll be sure to give y'all an update on whether it worked.