Ruined Wish....

[Uphill Battle]

Granted, you can hold your breath for 35 minutes but now you TALK in an operatic lyric soprano voice too.


I wish for another canof pop!

granted. You now have hypertension from Caffeine overload.

I wish That Brussel sprouts tasted like Steak.

 

[MN John]

They now taste exactly alike ... just like what Brussels Sprouts used to taste like!



I wish Chrisbot worked better.

 

[Uphill Battle]

Granted. Now he won't leave you alone.


I wish Transit was free.

 

[MN John]

Granted, but disembarkation is costly.

I wish CF was 3D!

 

[reynorshyn]

Granted......But you don't have 3D glasses so the pictures make nauseous.

I wish holidaying in Italy.

 

[skipper]

Granted but they are having the worst storm season in history and your stuck in the hotel for your intire visit.

I wish I had more patients

 

[MN John]

Granted, but you can't cure any of them and they all die.

I wish my taxes were done.

 

[Ariel]

Granted, all those awful mind-boggling tax forms are filled out, signed, stamped and mailed and they are DONE! But you find out that you owe the IRS $4,000. And not only that! You also find out that the good ol' IRS wants to see all your tax records going back the last seven years!!!!!! :o

I wish my Texas garden could grow dogwood trees, azaleas and blueberries (all impossible because of alkaline soil and water).

 

[klynnmiller]

Granted, but now that's all you can grow, and you get real sick and tired of blueberry everything because everyone else is growing blueberries too!

I wish I had a sweet little house trained puppy.

 

[HeGaveMeWings]

Granted, you're now living with your new puppy in his king size dog house

I wish my bills were paid

 

[MN John]

Granted, but your checking acccount is now overdrawn.

I wish my tax refund was here.

 

[Ariel]

Granted. But you find out that the orthodontist is going to take the whole check plus $2,000--and your hot water furnace needs to be replaced. And your refrigerator stops working.

I wish my puppy was house broken.

 

[PassionateOne]

Granted.....but now he has to go for a walk every hour because he has 'bladder issues'.

I wish I could afford to eat sushi every night.

 

[skipper]

Granted but you get an intestinal bug from the raw fish and can't leave the house for a week.

I wish I had a cook.

 

[MMXII]

Granted but all she cooks is some form of green beans.

I wish I was at the Grand Canyon.

 

[MN John]

Granted but you get an intestinal bug from the raw fish and can't leave the house for a week.

I wish I had a cook.

Granted... but unfortunately it's me ... Chicken or Beef Ramen tonight ma'am?

I wish for a shiney penny.

 

[MN John]

Granted but all she cooks is some form of green beans.

I wish I was at the Grand Canyon.

Granted ... but you're F-A-L-L-L-L-L-I-N-G!

I wish for a shiney penny.

 

[AirForceTeacher]

Alakazam ... unfortunately, it's shiny because it's been sitting in Coca Cola ... which you're drinking ... and now you're choking on the penny.


I wish my apartment was clean!

 

[wayfaringstranger]

Granted, but someone took all your furniture too.

I wish that I could lose some weight.

 

[Uphill Battle]

Granted. Industrial accident leaves you with one less leg, and you've lost 40 pounds!

I wish for a day at the beach.