Ruined Wish....

[AirForceTeacher]

Your wish is my command ... now every Christmas, Thanksgiving and Easter dinner is at your house because you're such a great chef, and you never get to socialize with anyone because you're in the kitchen 14 hours every holiday.

I wish I was more disciplined at work.

 

[MN John]

Your wish is my command ... now every Christmas, Thanksgiving and Easter dinner is at your house because you're such a great chef, and you never get to socialize with anyone because you're in the kitchen 14 hours every holiday.

I wish I was more disciplined at work.

Granted. But now it is clear that your job can be done in 1/4 the time and your hours and pay are reduced accordingly.

I wish the sun would come out.

 

[skipper]

granted but when it comes out it will not go back in for six months and you can't get any sleep.

I wish I was a computer wiz

 

[AirForceTeacher]

But of course. Unfortunately, now all of your friends and relatives ask you to fix their virus-infested , spyware covered computers.

I really wish that I could look past physical features to a girl's heart when I'm dating or thinking of dating.

 

[Uphill Battle]

But of course. Unfortunately, now all of your friends and relatives ask you to fix their virus-infested , spyware covered computers.

I really wish that I could look past physical features to a girl's heart when I'm dating or thinking of dating.

granted. Now you can see her heart... her spleen and her kidney. Kinda gross.

I wish that I didn't have to go to the dentist.

 

[MN John]

Granted, your new nickname is "Gummy"

I wish for a free airplane ticket.

 

[reynorshyn]

Granted.....But the airline refuses to let you on the plane.

I wish it snowed where I live.

 

[MN John]

It did, but you were asleep and it all melted before you woke up.

I wish i was sleeping.

 

[klynnmiller]

Me too...I mean, Granted, but now you can't seem to wake up and you go through your life comatose.


I wish I could be in two places at once.

 

[reynorshyn]

Granted.....But they weren't the places you had in mind. One place was a Marilyn Manson concert that never ended and the other place was an old haunted asylum that you can't seem to leave.

I wish I didn't have a fear of spiders.

 

[skipper]

granted but now you fear all other living creatures
I wish I could sing

 

[MN John]

Granted.

But everyone is deaf.


I wish my work was done.

 

[Uphill Battle]

Granted.

But everyone is deaf.


I wish my work was done.

Granted. It was done by the office suckup, and now you're out of a job.

I wish it was ever summer.

 

[MN John]

Granted, it is always summer ... 126 degrees round the clock with 99% huimidity, no cloud cover, no rain and no breeze. The world becomes one big desert.

I wish I could memorize better.

 

[Uphill Battle]

Granted, it is always summer ... 126 degrees round the clock with 99% huimidity, no cloud cover, no rain and no breeze. The world becomes one big desert.

I wish I could memorize better.

Granted. Of course, all you can remember is Prime numbers... and nothing else.

I wish my wedding was sooner.

 

[MN John]

I wish mine was too.

 

[Ariel]

This thread is hilarious! I'm sitting here laughing at just about every post!

Alright, quick wedding granted...but then you discover that you couldn't do half the lovely things you would have wanted to do on your wedding day to make that day really special.

I wish I could sing like an operatic lyric soprano.

 

[MN John]

Granted ... but that is your new normal speaking voice tone too!


I wish for another can of pop.

 

[Uphill Battle]

granted. Problem is, now you TALK in an operatic lyric soprano voice too.

I wish I could hold my breath for 35 minutes.

 

[MN John]

Granted, you can hold your breath for 35 minutes but now you TALK in an operatic lyric soprano voice too.


I wish for another canof pop!