Laughs and hugs with cygnusx1.....

[invisiblefootprints]

It's Frrriiiidaaaayyyy!!

...at least for you it is.

 

[joyshirley]

 

[bornagain91]

good night all

 

[nicholzac]

Goodnight..God bless you

 

[JPPT1974]

Hugs and kisses!!

 

[bornagain91]

Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

 

[free2b]

Have a great day cyg!

 

[Crystal~Rose]

Good morning (((HUGS)))

 

[bornagain91]

Police Station toilet stolen: cops have nothing to go on.

 

[bornagain91]

There is no remedy for love but to love more.

 

[White~Horse]

 

[burn97]

Hi Cygnusux!!

​

 

[cygnusx1]

Hi good friends , thanks for your love and fun posts , now have I got something special for you today ........... ever heard of stereo ?
Howabout stereo viewing ?


right , go to this page , scroll down and you will find two sets of photos of flowers , they are just set next to each other in "stereo" , now if you want a great view of these images in 3D either stare right through them until the two images combine into ONE , or , go cross eyed for a second and look at the image and you will see not TWO images but THREE .... just focus on the one in the center and you will see it in glorious 3D !!!!


http://www.brianmay.com/brian/brianssb/brianssb.html

Thanks to Brian May

 

[bornagain91]

Back in the old west, a wagon train, lost and low on food, approached an old Jew sitting beneath a tree to ask for directions.

Pioneer: Can you point us in the direction of a place where we can get food?

Old Jew: Vell, I tink so, but I wouldn't go up dat hill und down de udder side. Someone told me you vould run into a big bacon tree.

Pioneer: A bacon tree?

Old Jew: Ya, a bacon tree! Vud I lie? Trust me, don't go down der. The leader goes back and tells his people what the old Jew said.

2nd Pioneer: So why did he say not to go there?

3rd Pioneer: Oh you know those Jews -- they have something against pork.

So, the wagon train goes up the hill and down the other side.

Suddenly, they are attacked from all sides, and the entire crew is massacred except for the leader who manages to escape. He returns to the old Jew and screams, "You fool! You sent us to our deaths! We followed your route, but there was no bacon tree, just hundreds of bandits!"

Old Jew: (holds up his hand) Vait a minute

He quickly picks up an English-Yiddish dictionary and begins thumbing through it.

Old Jew; 'Oy, I made such a big mistake, it vuzn't a bacon tree.....

It vas a ham bush

 

[invisiblefootprints]

Hi good friends , thanks for your love and fun posts , now have I got something special for you today ........... ever heard of stereo ?
Howabout stereo viewing ?


right , go to this page , scroll down and you will find two sets of photos of flowers , they are just set next to each other in "stereo" , now if you want a great view of these images in 3D either stare right through them until the two images combine into ONE , or , go cross eyed for a second and look at the image and you will see not TWO images but THREE .... just focus on the one in the center and you will see it in glorious 3D !!!!


http://www.brianmay.com/brian/brianssb/brianssb.html

Thanks to Brian May

Oh, thanks, cyg! I love those things. I have two books & a poster of this type of stuff.

 

[NewSong]

Bless you Dear Cyg! 's

 

[bornagain91]

A Jewish immigrant with Polish ancestry went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. He had to first take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

"Can you read this?" the optician asked.

"Read it?" the Polish Jew replied. "I know the guy!"

 

[LoverOfMySoul]

have a blessed day

 

[sing4777]

God Bless you!​

 

[Just4Jesus]