Monday Musings

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Yes, everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is our own bad choices.

If “that never works for you,” you probably aren’t following the instructions exactly.

If the boss is “friends” with you and doing others wrong, one day you will be wronged, too.

If one person in your circle of friends is talking smack about a friend who is not around at the time, you’re getting it, too, when you’re not around. Make sure you are not the friend who is talking.

If it sounds too good to be true, they are definitely after your money.

If last year’s winter clothes don’t fit, they didn't shrink...yeah, I hate when that happens.

If you’re spending more time counting calories/fat/carbs than you are doing anything else…well, watching you is wearing me out.

Why does *this* keep happening to you? That would be because you keep reading the same book, you’re just on a different page in the next chapter. Get a new book! Don’t even get one in the same series! I need to go to the bookstore, myself.

If you keep hearing “huh?” or “What?” or “Pardon?” maybe you should consider speaking a little louder. I mean, everybody you come into contact with isn’t losing their hearing…