“A full meal” they said,
Hamburger, fries and a shake.
But where does it go?
And what mess does it make,
Of your liver, heart and lungs?
At least it fills you up.
Pumps your body with carbs and fat,
An energy boost of this and that.
You might as well eat fried rat,
Or taste a bat or even cat!
What does a hamburger consist of?
Some kind of light dough,
Wrapped around about ten percent beef.
And what about these so-called fries?
Apparently potato,
That fill the gaps between your teeth.
Should I even mention the milkshake?
I wouldn’t de surprised if it left you in a shake!
Once you’ve guzzled down flavoured pig fat,
Would you ever want to go back?
But even after saying all that,
And believing every word,
Its still my favourite dish,
Be it rat, fat or filet-o-fish!
Hamburger, fries and a shake.
But where does it go?
And what mess does it make,
Of your liver, heart and lungs?
At least it fills you up.
Pumps your body with carbs and fat,
An energy boost of this and that.
You might as well eat fried rat,
Or taste a bat or even cat!
What does a hamburger consist of?
Some kind of light dough,
Wrapped around about ten percent beef.
And what about these so-called fries?
Apparently potato,
That fill the gaps between your teeth.
Should I even mention the milkshake?
I wouldn’t de surprised if it left you in a shake!
Once you’ve guzzled down flavoured pig fat,
Would you ever want to go back?
But even after saying all that,
And believing every word,
Its still my favourite dish,
Be it rat, fat or filet-o-fish!