Definition: Someone who hold to the quaint notion that the founding fathers knew what they were doing better than "we" do.
And by "we," naturally what is meant are those who have since been able to tell us through the use of their magic balls, ouiji boards, tarot cards and whatnot exactly what the founders meant, to the exclusion of their own words themselves- Because how could they know what they were thinking? They didn't have "us!"
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And by "we," naturally what is meant are those who have since been able to tell us through the use of their magic balls, ouiji boards, tarot cards and whatnot exactly what the founders meant, to the exclusion of their own words themselves- Because how could they know what they were thinking? They didn't have "us!"
[Disclaimer: This and all other "definitions" posts are humorous and satirical works and do not represent personal attacks, nor are they the views of any individual, or group or the management of Christian Forums. Any inability to laugh will be seen as a personal failing, and not the failing of this writer.]
