Ever been listening to Celine Dion, only to ask yourself.. "Self, why in the H-E-'double hockey sticks' are you listening to Celine Dion?! It's [enter current year] for goodness sake!"
'Cause I have. Asked myself. Just now.
<Singing Along> I said.. I needed, needed to be free. But if you ask me too. I just might change my mind, and let you in my life forever. If you ask me to! I just might give my heart and stay here in your arms forever.. if you asked me toooOOoo!!! If you... Ssfojagoh [Garbled garbled] I need you!
I spent too my Flefojaph [More Garbled frenchish stuff]
Babayyyyyyyy!!! I let you in my life foreevvereeeerr. All you got to do is ask me to. All you got to do! All you got to do! I give my word! Everything! Everything! Just ask me to! ... <fade out>.
Amen.
'Cause I have. Asked myself. Just now.

<Singing Along> I said.. I needed, needed to be free. But if you ask me too. I just might change my mind, and let you in my life forever. If you ask me to! I just might give my heart and stay here in your arms forever.. if you asked me toooOOoo!!! If you... Ssfojagoh [Garbled garbled] I need you!
I spent too my Flefojaph [More Garbled frenchish stuff]
Babayyyyyyyy!!! I let you in my life foreevvereeeerr. All you got to do is ask me to. All you got to do! All you got to do! I give my word! Everything! Everything! Just ask me to! ... <fade out>.
Amen.