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List of Trump administration dismissals and resignations - Wikipedia Many political appointees of Donald Trump, the 45th and current President of the United States, have resigned or been dismissed. The record-setting turnover rate in the Trump Administration has been noted in various publications.[1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9] Several Trump appointees, including National Security Advisor Michael Flynn, White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus, White House Communications Director Anthony...

Can a Gay Millennial Midwestern Mayor Help Break the Right's 'Monopoly on Faith'? A wonderful irony is occurring in American politics — even in the early presidential campaign — and I wanted to make sure you all are aware of it. For decades now, the traditional and media political wisdom is that Republicans control religion in American politics, and, with the exception of African Americans, the Democrats don’t like to talk much about faith. This assumption is embraced by Republicans, with...

GOP senator: Trump paid off a porn star because he 'loves his family' Yes, he actually said this. Sen. Mike Rounds (R-SD) said Trump paid hush money to porn actress Stormy Daniels because he "loves his family" and wanted to protect them. "I honestly think this president loves his family," Rounds told CNN's John Berman Wednesday morning. "I think it has as much to do with trying not to have public discussions about something that is, for him, a private matter that he didn’t want to have...

Trump Removes Sanctions After Kim Says He Didn't Know About Missile Program Days after it looked like it was a miserable failure, there was progress today in US-North Korea relations after President Trump unilaterally removed all sanctions imposed on the rogue nuclear power. “Chairman Kim just called me to say he had no knowledge of his country’s nuclear ballistic missile program.” Kim added that he would take care of it now he that he was aware of the launchpads and enrichment sites that...

Trump’s Reported Weight Of 239 lbs Converted From Kilos By Betsy DeVos The White House took action today against the so-called ‘girther movement’, comprised of people who don’t believe Trump’s reported weight of 239 lbs is correct. “We do not want the girthers gaining credibility which is why we are being fully transparent about the process used.” The scale used to actually weigh the President uses kilos – the preferred unit in scientific circles – so that number had to be converted to...

The Doctrine of Personal Infallibility I often look at it as the unspoken doctrine of personal infallibility. Many Christians think something like this: “The Bible is True. I believe the Bible. Therefore, everything I believe is true.” This also applies to the morality of actions they may take or motives they may have (see: defending the separation of families by quoting Romans 13). With such a mentality, it simply does not occur to people that they may be wrong. Lars Cade tulc(very true)...

McDonalds Introduces Covfefe-Flavored McHamberder That's Paid For By Taco Bell McDonalds Corp (NYSE: MCD) has announced a new sandwich in its line-up, the McHamberder, that will be available in all locations starting tomorrow. Described as ‘like a burger but technically a berder’, the three-quarter pound beef double patty is covfefe flavored, which is said to taste similar to chipotle and nothing like chipotle. Best of all for consumers is that the sandwich will be entirely free, as the...

President Trump’s Bonespur Says It Was All For Going To Vietnam The bonespur that led to President Trump’s fifth draft deferment during the Vietnam War went on record today about that turbulent time. “It feels good to finally let it all out.” It wants everyone to know that it was ready to serve its country, and was not nearly as medically serious as a certain someone makes out. “I was playing football, tennis and squash all around that time, so I don’t understand why I didn’t get to serve.”

John Kelly Requests Front-line Combat Posting To Unwind After White House Stint With word that Chief of Staff General John Kelly will be out by the end of the year, speculation is growing not just about his replacement but what the Marine Corps General will do once he is free of the Trump administration. Asked if he planned to kickback and take it easy after 17 months attempting to bring a semblance of order to Trump’s White House, Kelly worried that would not go well. “That sounds like...

White House Busy Preparing For Departure Of Whoever Replaces John Kelly As Chief Of Staff President Trump’s staffers busied themselves today preparing for the departure of the replacement for General John Kelly, who is leaving his position as Chief of Staff at the end of the year, to be replaced by someone who will then also leave. A leading candidate to be the replacement for the replacement for Kelly is being sought, and a press release is being prepared for the occasion of the departing...

Trump Asking Around If Anyone Knows Who This "Michael Cohen" Is Despite being a very busy man, President Trump says he likes to keep up with current affairs even if they do not relate to his role as chief executive. Today was no different as he took interest in the latest headlines and quizzed those around him about it. “Anyone seen this story about a Michael Cohen? Who is this guy anyway?” Confused staffers weren’t sure how to respond as they were asked to fill in the President on who he...

Huge Immigrant Caravan Feared Lost After Vanishing Into Thin Air Fears are growing that an enormous crowd of immigrants hoping for new lives in the United States are dead, after they seemingly vanished into thin air in the aftermath of the midterm elections. “One minute there were hordes of immigrants descending upon the United States, and the next they were nowhere to be seen.” Theories as to what caused their disappearance range from being swallowed up by a giant sinkhole to a mass alien...

Insecure Employee Delighted To Get Thumbs Up From Fearsome Boss On a day when regrets of war filled the news, a heartwarming story has emerged concerning an insecure employee who was worried about meeting with his boss, only to learn he was doing a good job when he received an enthusiastic thumbs up. “He loves to please his boss so obviously this made him very happy.” His insecurity was increased by the fact that his boss does not supervise him day-to-day, but leaves it to the unqualified...

Trump To Forgo Thanksgiving Pardons "I Like Turkeys Who Weren't Captured" President Trump only has time for wild turkeys like these. When asked to comment on the time-honored Presidential tradition of pardoning turkeys before Thanksgiving, President Donald Trump surprised reporters today when he didn’t respond with a bad pun as is typical of these occasions – such as ‘I’m going to pardon two very clucky turkeys’. Instead, Trump took the opportunity to announce that, unlike his...

Trump: Why Didn’t the Media Blame Obama for Dylann Roof Attacking Black People? tulc( :sigh: )