(these Are Things I Like)

Men who speak endlessly on authority only prove they have none. And kings who make speeches about submission only betray twin fears in their hearts: they are not certain they are really true leaders, sent of God. And they live in mortal fear of a rebellion... No... authority from God is not afraid of challenges, makes no defense, and cares not one whit if it must be dethroned.” ― Gene Edwards

Welcome to President Trumps idea of what Making America looks like

Oh man, I do love these so!

Secret Service Adds Emotional Protection Division To Safeguard Trump’s Psyche The new unit’s three dozen agents, who have undergone rigorous training to prepare for their challenging role, will be charged with defending the 45th president’s psychological well-being around the clock, investigating foreign and domestic threats to his self-esteem and quickly intercepting any spoken or written criticisms before they can harm his pride. “After conducting a full review of the operational...

DeVos Confirmation Makes Immigrants America’s Only Source of Educated People With DeVos running the Department of Education, Logsdon said, millions of American students “will graduate from high school each year without mastering any useful skills—in other words, much like DeVos herself.” tulc(likes Andy Borowitz!) :D

Grizzly Bears Flee America’s Classrooms Following Confirmation Of Betsy DeVos – Breaking Burgh “What we should be doing instead of this draconian policy of bringing guns into public schools is developing a proper vetting program for bears who wish to attend.” tulc(believes bears deserve an education) :)