The Australian Lounge (2)

[MOTH]

There now, open ya mouth, just a spoonful, there! GO BACK TA SLEEP!!!!!!!

 

[Sharky]

wait i know what will get you to sleep Bev.

One of the best things is to tell them stories that go no where. Like the time in 1965, we had onions attached to our belts. Of course during that time it was called the vampire repeller. Now, those days onions would have a hard time stay smell free....

 

[Bevlina]

No flamin' way!!! Help!!! I got 2 dangerous women here shovelling medicine into me!! HELPPP!! Call the cops and robbers!!

 

[Bevlina]

wait i know what will get you to sleep Bev.

One of the best things is to tell them stories that go no where. Like the time in 1965, we had onions attached to our belts. Of course during that time it was called the vampire repeller. Now, those days onions would have a hard time stay smell free....

Well you're not attatching any onions to me Sharky! Go way! Lemme alone! Nick off!

 

[MOTH]

Hey Sharks? Tie her down, will ya! I've got a pressing appointment, ya know! She's acting tough but she'll probably go down with just a whiff of sleeping stuff! First, you'll have ta work out how to get her down from the flamin' tree, though! Good Luck! Tha balls in your court! (heh, heh)

 

[ladyhawk]

Do you want a laugh.... Hubby has got the crumpet stuck in the toaster and he is calling it stupid and the poor leaver better be careful or it will be broken off. My sides r hurting from laughing so much.

Onions I like cooked onions....

 

[Bevlina]

Sharky? He hasn't got a hope!! I'm hanging on up here like a koala! Want me to turn into a drop bear?! I'm not taking any more medicine! Go way! COPS!! HELP!!!

 

[MOTH]

Sharky? Have ya got one of those gun thingies, not one that fires bullets, silly! A tranquiliser gun!!!!! Ya have? Goody! Get the Bevvy outa tha tree then! She's not well.......she shouldn't be up there!!! If we shoot her down, it's in her own best interests!!!!!!!! Surely she can understand that!???!!! Don't listen to her pleadings, she's talking gibberish!!! Shoot her down! She'll thank us tomorrow!!

 

[ladyhawk]

Call all you like for the cops they r away on hols... quick sharky get her it is too cold out here for her......and she is still not well...

 

[MOTH]

Goodnight, all. I'm too stressed by the Bevchase so I'm gunna watch the Bill instead! Get her outa the tree by tomorrow, or I'm gunna have ta come over there and do it meself!!!! AND then things will get very unpleasant!!!!

 

[Bevlina]

EH? A tranquiliser gun!!! Struth!! Isn't the flamin' medicine enough!! *rubs botttom*

 

[ladyhawk]

It will only sting for a sec and then you will sleep like a baby......la la la.. la la la.. lalalalaaaaalalalaa ....Ok so I am hopeless at lulling u to sleep u get my drift...lol

 

[Bevlina]

DRIFT! Struth! The way that tranquiliser zipped past my bum made me feel more than a drift!

 

[ladyhawk]

Will you keep still woman...it is for your own good....

 

[Bevlina]

EH? Whadda ya reckon it is mate! Sit still while you two shove medicine down me neck!
I just had a dart from a tranquilizer gun whizz past me like a torpedo! Sit still! Ya gotta be kidding!

 

[ladyhawk]

When do I ever kidd around with the health of me mates ???? Now sit still..... would ya...

 

[Bevlina]

Go way! Lemme alone! Nick orf! Get lost! Fly away! No more medicine!!

 

[ladyhawk]

It will help you to get better now again I ask you to KEEP STILL ......

 

[Bevlina]

Toodle OO old bean! You can see where I have been! Just follow the dart from the tranquilizer gun. oops ... is the gum tree going to sleep? Gahhhhh ... Sharky missed me and hit the flamin' tree!

 

[ladyhawk]

Well then Keep Still Then and there wouldn't be so many holes.....