A little humor:
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]God Will Save Me[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]A terrible storm came into a town and local officials sent out an emergency warning that the riverbanks would soon overflow and flood the nearby homes. They ordered everyone in the town to evacuate immediately.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]A faithful Christian man heard the warning and decided to stay, saying to himself, I will trust God and if I am in danger, then God will send a divine miracle to save me.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]The neighbors came by his house and said to him, Were leaving and there is room for you in our car, please come with us! But the man declined. I have faith that God will save me.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]As the man stood on his porch watching the water rise up the steps, a man in a canoe paddled by and called to him, Hurry and come into my canoe, the waters are rising quickly! But the man again said, No thanks, God will save me.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]The floodwaters rose higher pouring water into his living room and the man had to retreat to the second floor. A police motorboat came by and saw him at the window. We will come up and rescue you! they shouted. But the man refused, waving them off saying, Use your time to save someone else! I have faith that God will save me![/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]The flood waters rose higher and higher and the man had to climb up to his rooftop.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]A helicopter spotted him and dropped a rope ladder. A rescue officer came down the ladder and pleaded with the man, "Grab my hand and I will pull you up!" But the man STILL refused, folding his arms tightly to his body. No thank you! God will save me! [/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Shortly after, the house broke up and the floodwaters swept the man away and he drowned.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]When in Heaven, the man stood before God and asked, I put all of my faith in You. Why didnt You come and save me?[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]And God said, Son, I sent you a warning. I sent you a car. I sent you a canoe. I sent you a motorboat. I sent you a helicopter. What more were you looking for? [/FONT]