~*~heist~*~

[Roald]

23,944,410 Blessings.

Those are the current holdings of the Christian Forums Bank. Just think of how many Holy Grails that will buy! I'm not saying it'll be easy, but I'm saying we got a shot. I need ten other men (or ladies) to pull this job off. If we succeed, that's over 2 million apiece. Only the best need apply--we're going to need experience here.

If you're willing to give it a go, respond with your qualifications. My talent will be in flaming the Lutherans to keep them distracted while we smuggle the money through Theologia Crucis. We've also got an inside man--ChrisBot seems like he'll agree to anything.

 

[Andy Broadley]

I'm in. Andy 'the safeman' Broadley at your service squire

 

[Roald]

Welcome aboard, Andy.

You'll need to report in for a calculator, which we will rewire for cracking security systems.

http://www.christianforums.com/armor?showshop=9

Here are some blessings to help with finances.

 

[Andy Broadley]

Actually guvnor that won't be needed. I got the tools of my trade right here....

Calculators...pah!!...Kids stuff. I'm a professional, a craftsman. I got certain...well, 'standards'.

 

[Roald]

To each his own, I suppose. Well, we're definitely going to need a troll or two.

Anyone know one.

 

[Andy Broadley]

Mountain Troll. Bad tempered, awkward and very bad at taking orders.....

If I might say guvnor, you'd be better off with a coulple of elve's.

 

[Roald]

I was more thinking the kind that play innocent on forums.

 

[Andy Broadley]

I was more thinking the kind that play innocent on forums.

Job this size really demands professional help. How about the team that pulled off the Gringotts job.

Anyone who can clean out a vault in a goblin bank has got to be a force to be reckoned with.

 

[faerieevaH]

I was more thinking the kind that play innocent on forums.

You called? *smiles, bats lashes and hides hedgehog*

 

[Andy Broadley]

You called? *smiles, bats lashes and hides hedgehog*

Excellent. Every good gang needs a 'brains'

Welcome aboard. I trust we can leave you to organise the secret Swiss bank accounts...

 

[faerieevaH]

Excellent. Every good gang needs a 'brains'

Welcome aboard. I trust we can leave you to organise the secret Swiss bank accounts...

*pouts* And here I thought I could be 'the body'.
Swiss accounts are less safe than the Cayman Islands at this very moment. Less questions asked, easier to bribe.

 

[Andy Broadley]

Given that the idea of a criminal gang is not to be seen, being 'the body' is likely to have rather limited uses.

Besisdes you would be too much of a distraction, we'd never get the job done

Caymen Islands it is then....better weather anyway

 

[ej]

/me finds a box of balaclavas and wonders what they're for

 

[Roald]

*pouts* And here I thought I could be 'the body'.
Swiss accounts are less safe than the Cayman Islands at this very moment. Less questions asked, easier to bribe.

I think that the Swiss are the way to go. We should be able to use our connections with the Swiss Guard.

 

[Roald]

* ej finds a box of balaclavas and wonders what they're for

Why, there for you...Let's just call it a little encouragement.

 

[Roald]

Given that the idea of a criminal gang is not to be seen, being 'the body' is likely to have rather limited uses.

Besisdes you would be too much of a distraction, we'd never get the job done

Caymen Islands it is then....better weather anyway

We can lie low after in the Caymens, but we're going to have to funnel through Switzerland.

 

[Roald]

*pouts* And here I thought I could be 'the body'.

Well, we're going to need someone with a pretty face.