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I love to laugh and I like a good joke. So, I started this thread for people to post some of their favorite jokes. Maybe you heard them from a friend, or maybe you got it in an e-mail. I just want this to be a fun thread to post good (remember they have to be PG13 or better, no raunchy stuff) jokes and have a good time.
I will start with one I just got in an e-mail that I thought was pretty good.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to
each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and
I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had
that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when
you wake up they give you lots of jello and ice cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision. "
And the second kid says, "Whooooa, good luck buddy .....I had
that done when I was born .. Couldn't walk for a year."
Coach
I will start with one I just got in an e-mail that I thought was pretty good.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to
each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and
I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had
that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when
you wake up they give you lots of jello and ice cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision. "
And the second kid says, "Whooooa, good luck buddy .....I had
that done when I was born .. Couldn't walk for a year."
Coach