It is Larry King. I know it in my gut and have been worried about it for 20 years.
And this isn't the first Larry King.
Oh no...you thought we were finished with him at the Michael Jackson trial and on CNN.
Don't be fooled.
There will be more Larry King clones. He will be pitching diapers on TV, be on MTV videos, we will see aged Larry Kings selling "Ensure" and "Depends"
And with genetic manipulation, Larry King will not be like the Larry King we know.
There will be Japanese Sumo wrestler Kings. And NBA basketball Larry Kings. And itty bitty Larry Kings mechanics crawling into jet engines. Microscopic Kings doing bypass surgery on you in you sleep....
All while the real Larry King is in cryogenic suspension at DisneyWorld plotting a comeback....