Homosexual activity cause of earthquake, Shas MK says.

[Johnboy60]

'The Gemara mentions a number of causes of earthquakes, one of which is homosexuality, which the Knesset legitimizes,' Benizri says regarding last Friday's tremor

The recent earthquake that was felt across Israel was the result of the "homosexual activity practiced in the country", Knesset Member Shlomo Benizri said Wednesday.

During a special Knesset session on Israel's preparedness for the possibility of another earthquake hitting the region, the Shas member said "the Gemara refers to earthquakes as disasters, but you are searching only for the practical solutions how to prevent and repair.

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3509263,00.html

 

[Steezie]

**Snort** Im sorry, this brought THIS to mind

 

[craigerNY]

Oh the image that creates in my head when someone suggests that homosexual activity created an earthquake. What I wouldn't give as a heterosexual to have the same ability.

 

[trunks2k]

"Oh no, you misunderstood me," Shas said when asked for clarification "I wasn't criticizing homosexuality, I was complimenting them on their skills in the bedroom"

 

[CACTUSJACKmankin]

buzzzz! wrong! earthquakes are caused by plate tectonics, guess who failed their high school geology class.

 

[PassionFruit]

Homosexuality causes earthquakes now? Wow, who'd a thought.

 

[cyberfugue]

Wow... those homosexuals must have really been going at it.

 

[BlackAndy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isnRoZXCm20

 

[HannahBanana]

The things people will stoop to when it comes to religion...sad, huh? But also quite funny.

 

[Ave Maria]

Ummm, is this guy related to Fred Phelps?

 

[reverend B]

this is really no different from when falwell and robertson blamed 9/11 on gays and lesbians. completely snapped from reality. gone.

 

[CACTUSJACKmankin]

if static electricity proves that lightning isnt emanating from thor's hammer then why cant we also all agree that plate tectonics, not God's wrath, cause earthquakes?

 

[footprints1973]

Ummm, is this guy related to Fred Phelps?

LOL! Funny!

 

[NPH]

Wasn't there a quake over in Nevada today? Ok, 'fess up! Who was it this time! I know it wasn't me cause I had a nice quiet night in last night.

Mid-southerners better hope I don't get busy soon though, cause my love life just might bust the New Madrid wide open Pay me money (preferably in hundred dollar bills at least) and i'll remain chaste, thus preventing such a possibility

 

[Caitlin.ann]

Wasn't there a quake over in Nevada today? Ok, 'fess up! Who was it this time! I know it wasn't me cause I had a nice quiet night in last night.

Mid-southerners better hope I don't get busy soon though, cause my love life just might bust the New Madrid wide open Pay me money (preferably in hundred dollar bills at least) and i'll remain chaste, thus preventing such a possibility

No!!! Don't open the New Madrid I'd be doomed-ish!!!

 

[Foolish_Fool]

Pfft, you silly little materialists and your "plate tectonics"! If homosexuality isn't the cause of earthquakes, then why is California so earthquake prone? There's alot more gays there than tectonic plates!

 

[BlessEwe]

Wow... those homosexuals must have really been going at it.

This is what I was thinking as well....

 

[Caitlin.ann]

Pfft, you silly little materialists and your "plate tectonics"! If homosexuality isn't the cause of earthquakes, then why is California so earthquake prone? There's alot more gays there than tectonic plates!

Good point actually...lol would not have connected those two myself.

 

[Rochir]

'The Gemara mentions a number of causes of earthquakes, one of which is homosexuality, which the Knesset legitimizes,' Benizri says regarding last Friday's tremor

The recent earthquake that was felt across Israel was the result of the "homosexual activity practiced in the country", Knesset Member Shlomo Benizri said Wednesday.

ROTF!!!!! That's from the Onion, right?

 

[ChaliceThunder]

if static electricity proves that lightning isnt emanating from thor's hammer then why cant we also all agree that plate tectonics, not God's wrath, cause earthquakes?

Please...take a break from rational thinking!