you'd be surprised

[micro]

you'd be surprised at howmany people i have come across who dont get this one right away!

Two guys walk into a bar. OUCH, OUCH!





(Sorry LAMBSLOVE i didnt realize that you had already done this one!)

 

[Xgthug]

Heard it.

Here's one I made up:
Two babies walked into a bar...
They got kicked out.

 

[Xgthug]

Two sandwitches walked into a bar.
One of them asked for a hotdog and the other asked for a hamburger.
The bartendor replied "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

 

[ChristianTeen]

How about:


3 guys walked into a bar. The 4th one ducked.

 

[Crayze3Christ]

you guys are funny

 

[ChristianTeen]

Yeah but mine is not made up. I heard it from someone else.