- Jul 9, 2003
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- US-Republican
Saw this list on Martha Bolton's website, as an excerpt from one of her books. Read the list and add your own!
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT,sans-serif]You might be a workaholic if...[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT,sans-serif]* You've ever used Maalox as gravy.[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT,sans-serif]* You consider a walk to Kinko's your evening exercise.[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT,sans-serif]* Your home movies have the Wall Street report crawling across the bottom of the screen.[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT,sans-serif]* Your laptop has seen more of your lap than your children.[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT,sans-serif]* While being wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher, you handed a file to the nurse and said, "Here, fax this."[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT,sans-serif]* The only family pictures with you in them are the ones where your image has been digitally added.[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT,sans-serif]* The last time you stopped and smelled the roses was when you fell asleep at the wheel and crashed into a flower shop.[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT,sans-serif]* You play lullabies to your children using the tones on your cell phone and beeper.[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT,sans-serif]* You've been known to use your computer mouse pad as a pillow.[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT,sans-serif]* While showing off your new baby's hospital picture to some friends, your spouse reminds your that he just turned seventeen.[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT,sans-serif]You might be a workaholic if...[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT,sans-serif]* You've ever used Maalox as gravy.[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT,sans-serif]* You consider a walk to Kinko's your evening exercise.[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT,sans-serif]* Your home movies have the Wall Street report crawling across the bottom of the screen.[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT,sans-serif]* Your laptop has seen more of your lap than your children.[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT,sans-serif]* While being wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher, you handed a file to the nurse and said, "Here, fax this."[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT,sans-serif]* The only family pictures with you in them are the ones where your image has been digitally added.[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT,sans-serif]* The last time you stopped and smelled the roses was when you fell asleep at the wheel and crashed into a flower shop.[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT,sans-serif]* You play lullabies to your children using the tones on your cell phone and beeper.[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT,sans-serif]* You've been known to use your computer mouse pad as a pillow.[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT,sans-serif]* While showing off your new baby's hospital picture to some friends, your spouse reminds your that he just turned seventeen.[/font]
