You leave some beer unopened.
S Spikey .... Dec 6, 2017 1,862 3,776 Manchester ✟11,348.00 Country United Kingdom Faith Atheist Marital Status Single Politics UK-Labour Jan 3, 2018 #201 Jan 3, 2018 Add bookmark #201 You leave some beer unopened. Reactions: MrNoodle, LaSorcia and brinny ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
brinny everlovin' shiner of light in dark places Site Supporter Mar 23, 2004 248,794 114,491 ✟1,343,306.00 Faith Non-Denom Marital Status Private Politics US-Constitution Jan 3, 2018 #202 Jan 3, 2018 Add bookmark #202 ....when yer forehead hits da keyboard. Reactions: MrNoodle, LaSorcia and Spikey ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
LaSorcia Well-Known Member Site Supporter Aug 18, 2015 23,353 35,628 ✟1,346,889.00 Country United States Faith Eastern Orthodox Marital Status Private Jan 3, 2018 #203 Jan 3, 2018 Add bookmark #203 You call your boyfriend the wrong name. Reactions: MrNoodle, Sam91, Dirk1540 and 3 others ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
brinny everlovin' shiner of light in dark places Site Supporter Mar 23, 2004 248,794 114,491 ✟1,343,306.00 Faith Non-Denom Marital Status Private Politics US-Constitution Jan 3, 2018 #204 Jan 3, 2018 Add bookmark #204 LaSorcia said: You call your boyfriend the wrong name. Click to expand... LOL! Talk about "fireworks" Reactions: MrNoodle, Sam91, Dirk1540 and 1 other person ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
LaSorcia said: You call your boyfriend the wrong name. Click to expand... LOL! Talk about "fireworks"
S Spikey .... Dec 6, 2017 1,862 3,776 Manchester ✟11,348.00 Country United Kingdom Faith Atheist Marital Status Single Politics UK-Labour Jan 3, 2018 #205 Jan 3, 2018 Add bookmark #205 They're sparkly and crackly, and sometimes dangerous if thrown Reactions: MrNoodle, Sam91, LaSorcia and 3 others ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
Dirk1540 Well-Known Member Site Supporter Sep 19, 2015 8,162 13,527 Jersey ✟778,285.00 Country United States Faith Non-Denom Marital Status Single Jan 3, 2018 #206 Jan 3, 2018 Add bookmark #206 When your high school Math teacher just yelled at you for talking in class to Albert Einstein and Mike Tyson. Yeah that pretty much means you’re dreaming. Reactions: MrNoodle, Spikey, LaSorcia and 1 other person ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
When your high school Math teacher just yelled at you for talking in class to Albert Einstein and Mike Tyson. Yeah that pretty much means you’re dreaming.
mama2one Well-Known Member Apr 8, 2018 9,161 10,089 U.S.A. ✟257,683.00 Country United States Faith Christian Marital Status Married Dec 9, 2018 #207 Dec 9, 2018 Add bookmark #207 when you hurt your arm/elbow and then say "hurt my armball" Reactions: brinny, MrNoodle, *LILAC and 2 others ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
M MrNoodle Would you like a Chum Burger? Jan 28, 2017 2,962 4,277 01000101|01100001|01110010|01110100|01101000 ✟111,386.00 Country United States Faith Christian Marital Status Private Jan 21, 2019 #208 Jan 21, 2019 Add bookmark #208 you know your tired when you go to nuke some food and you find your bowling ball in the microwave Reactions: brinny ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
sunshineforJesus is so in love with God Feb 19, 2014 20,893 12,982 45 Sterling Ct ✟716,814.00 Country United States Faith Pentecostal Marital Status Single Politics US-Republican Jan 21, 2019 #209 Jan 21, 2019 Add bookmark #209 when you fall asleep with your light on,and tv on. Reactions: brinny and MrNoodle ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
lucypevensie Not drinking the kool-aid Site Supporter Feb 4, 2002 34,277 26,771 WI ✟1,775,630.00 Faith Christian Marital Status Married Jan 21, 2019 #210 Jan 21, 2019 Add bookmark #210 Lying in bed, playing on your tablet, and it falls onto your face and wakes you up in a violent way. Reactions: brinny and MrNoodle ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
Annalafrenchy7 Active Member Dec 27, 2018 230 469 25 Paris ✟33,345.00 Country France Faith Christian Marital Status Single Jan 22, 2019 #211 Jan 22, 2019 Add bookmark #211 When you walk into a door and apologize for hitting it Reactions: Dirk1540, brinny, Spikey and 3 others ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
M MrNoodle Would you like a Chum Burger? Jan 28, 2017 2,962 4,277 01000101|01100001|01110010|01110100|01101000 ✟111,386.00 Country United States Faith Christian Marital Status Private Jan 22, 2019 #212 Jan 22, 2019 Add bookmark #212 when you make that late night trip to the bathroom only to discover you peed in the fish tank Reactions: brinny, Spikey and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
brinny everlovin' shiner of light in dark places Site Supporter Mar 23, 2004 248,794 114,491 ✟1,343,306.00 Faith Non-Denom Marital Status Private Politics US-Constitution Mar 15, 2019 #213 Mar 15, 2019 Add bookmark #213 when yer forehead hits the keyboard and it wakes you up Reactions: mama2one ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
Tom 1 Optimistic sceptic Site Supporter Nov 13, 2017 12,212 12,526 Tarnaveni ✟818,769.00 Country Romania Faith Christian Marital Status Married May 13, 2019 #214 May 13, 2019 Add bookmark #214 Every new moment leaves you wondering just what happened, where you are and what you are doing there ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) <>< Feb 2, 2016 9,854 6,619 40 Chattanooga, TN USA Visit site ✟246,905.00 Country United States Faith Christian Marital Status Single May 18, 2019 #215 May 18, 2019 Add bookmark #215 you know you're tired when you ask Holy Spirit to tell you how much percentage you have left on your battery. (I'm on 88 right now) Reactions: Tom 1 ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
you know you're tired when you ask Holy Spirit to tell you how much percentage you have left on your battery. (I'm on 88 right now)