You know you're getting older when?..

[returntosender]

You know your out of touch when? Either or?
You know you're getting older when?


Your son is wearing your old jeans?

You have to scroll a few minutes to find your age in a drop down.

 

[All Becomes New]

When I realized I was twice the age of 18. That's when I knew I was getting older.

Also, when someone on Twitter said I looked middle age

 

[Lost4words]

For me i realised i was getting older when my owner had to drag me up onto the pavement from the road with my lead as my little legs are not as good as they used to be!

 

[Robban]

Plenty of projects but the body keeps protesting.

Not junping out of bed like a jackinthebox.

 

[Mark Quayle]

I vote, "Huh?"

 

[Mark Quayle]

Old age, vs weed.

I've tried weed, just to see what the hubbub was all about. I gotta say, old age is much better than weed. It has all the benefits, without the disadvantages: 1. No harsh throat and coughing up my lungs; 2. No time and money wasted on inferior product; 3. No enemies, and no paranoia; 4. Nobody asking where's the skunk; 5. I don't have to grin when I want to be grumpy.

As for the benefits of old age: 6. I'm about as laid back as it gets —nothing much really matters; 7. I find everything is humorous; 8. My view of reality is seriously distorted; 9. My disorientation gets more interesting every day; 10. I don't need weed, to make me forget what I wa....

 

[returntosender]

Woe is doggy

 

[returntosender]

When I realized I was twice the age of 18. That's when I knew I was getting older.

Also, when someone on Twitter said I looked middle age

Lol

 

[returntosender]

Plenty of projects but the body keeps protesting.

Not junping out of bed like a jackinthebox.

We need our rest

 

[returntosender]

For me i realised i was getting older when my owner had to drag me up onto the pavement from the road with my lead as my little legs are not as good as they used to be!

Short doggies got little feet's and little legs....

 

[Robban]

We need our rest

Aye,
I bribed my legs with magnisium and salmon, worked wonders,

but the affect seems to have worn off.

 

[returntosender]

Aye,
I bribed my legs with magnisium and salmon, worked wonders,

but the affect seems to have worn off.

Bribed your legs with magnesium.? Is that a swedish cure? Are your legs hurting? Try taking B12 every day for a while and see if it helps.

 

[returntosender]

When you take magnesium you should also take zinc. That's why they are sold together in the same pill.

 

[Unqualified]

Things start coming together.

 

[returntosender]

Boy, this page is confusing.

 

[Robban]

When you take magnesium you should also take zinc. That's why they are sold together in the same pill.

Yes, perfect, was thinking what more I took during the winter.

Zink, must buy today.

 

[Bradskii]

You know you're getting older when?

When I'm checking out a thread that asks me how I know I'm getting older. I mean, do you see any teenagers in this thread?

One I heard some time back: 'I used to be able to X all night. Now it takes me all night to X.' I'll let you decide what X is.

 

[Hammster]

When I started seeing “famous” people on tv and had no idea who they were.

 

[Mark Quayle]

When I'm checking out a thread that asks me how I know I'm getting older. I mean, do you see any teenagers in this thread?

One I heard some time back: 'I used to be able to X all night. Now it takes me all night to X.' I'll let you decide what X is.

Sleep. Believe me, sleep. It's like the speed of light. The faster I sleep, the less I sleep. The sooner I can't sleep the better I am at it. The sleepier I am the longer I stay up.

 

[shadowhunter]

I wake up and say "Wow! You're STILL here!" Then go to the Doctor and he says, "Wow! YOU'RE still here?"