You Know You're Getting Old When... Please post yours.

Johnboy60 · Jun 10, 2007

I'm going to post some of my favorite lines about getting old.

1. Health insurance companys don't call me anymore.

2. The pharmacist has become your new best friend.

3. I wake up, looking like your driver's license picture.

4. Happy hour is a nap.

5. You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.

6. You read more and remember less.

7. I get mail from AARP.

8. Funeral homes call me.

Am only 46 years old and this still happens to me.

MN John · Jun 10, 2007

Robert43 said:
I'm going to post some of my favorite lines about getting old. ... Am only 46 years old and this still happens to me.

Well, 46 is pretty old isn't it!

~Wisdom Seeker~ · Jun 10, 2007

You know you're getting old when...
...You look at the stairs and groan.

yourinnervoice · Jun 10, 2007

You know you're getting old when

- a young person calls you "SIR" (or MA'AM)!
- you child has to program your cell phone for you

~Wisdom Seeker~ · Jun 10, 2007

You know you're getting old when... young men and women start flirting with your kids. (when we went to an amusement park the other day, I sware every cute teenaged girl had to say "hey baby" or something like it to, my teenaged son. )

blueguy · Jun 10, 2007

Ya know your getting old when......we find ourselves posting in the 40's and 50's rooms.

~Wisdom Seeker~ · Jun 10, 2007

You know you're getting old...when people feel they have to add "for your age" to "you look good".

blueguy · Jun 10, 2007

Wisdom-Seeker said:
You know you're getting old...when people feel they have to add "for your age" to "you look good".

Oh I know.......don't ya just love it?

yourinnervoice · Jun 10, 2007

Wisdom-Seeker said:
You know you're getting old...when people feel they have to add "for your age" to "you look good".

OUCH!!! I hear that too often!!!

You know you're getting old when all of the TV series you grew up with have been turned into big screen movies (and they've even made sequels!!)

~Wisdom Seeker~ · Jun 10, 2007

Yeah!

You know you're getting old when you long for a simple telephone that you could just pick up, get a dial tone and call someone with.

blueguy · Jun 10, 2007

Yep.....now it's texting, cell phone, ipods, etc etc. Behind the power curve here.

Johnboy60 · Jun 10, 2007

You know your getting old when Golden Corral Restaurant gives you a senior discount when I just 46 years old. They give it to me without asking for it.

http://www.goldencorral.net/

Robert

Johnboy60 · Jun 10, 2007

You Know You're Getting Old When someone sends this to you.

blueguy · Jun 10, 2007

Ewwww, bad, bad, bad......ha

AliveIndeed · Jun 11, 2007

When one of the verses you now stand on is 2 Cor. 4:16:

"Therefore we do not lose heart, but though our outer man is decaying, yet our inner man is being renewed day by day."

Gotta love the Word!!

blueguy · Jun 12, 2007

AliveIndeed said:
When one of the verses you now stand on is 2 Cor. 4:16:

"Therefore we do not lose heart, but though our outer man is decaying, yet our inner man is being renewed day by day."

Gotta love the Word!!

Hey......thanks for the verse, and that certainly is true.

country woman · Jun 12, 2007

when your daughter is wearing the same style of clothes you used to wear when you were younger.

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