you know your old when........

[Utah Knight]

you know your old when............

You hear your favorite song on an elevator
Your back goes out more often than you do
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired
When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
Your children are beginning to look middle-aged
You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
You get winded playing cards.
You feel like you were out all night but haven't been anywhere.


you get the idea be funny be creative

 

[Citizen of the Kingdom]

You know your old when your kids candles on their birthday cake add up to more years than your admitting to.

 

[Watergirl]

You know you're old if you can remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.

 

[nicholzac]

When the kids you used to babysit are old enogh to get married...

 

[KarinaMc]

Your not a teenager anymore

 

[nicholzac]

When a twenty year old is posting in this thread saying shes old because shes not a teen anymore and your 15 years older than her...!!!!!??????

 

[JPPT1974]

You hit your thirties and then know there is no stopping you from there LOL!

 

[Citizen of the Kingdom]

You know your getting old when the last thing you remember is that you've lost your keys

 

[JPPT1974]

Or lose your glasses like I do!

 

[Citizen of the Kingdom]

I dread the day I will need my glasses to find my glasses

 

[JPPT1974]

I am almost 32 my frined and already feel it!

 

[Citizen of the Kingdom]

 

[psalms 91]

when you forget why you just picked something up

 

[Citizen of the Kingdom]

you know your getting old when you get all dressed up and then don't want to go outt o flaunt.

 

[jonnyboy12]

you think 40 is young!

 

[Citizen of the Kingdom]

You know your old when you forget who your friends are

 

[nicholzac]

When the hair on your head starts to receed and grow out of your ears....lol...hahaha

 

[Utah Knight]

when you lose your glasses while wearing them

 

[georgiajedi]

When you ask for an MRI for your birthday.

 

[Watergirl]

If your ever had to hold the TV antenna in one hand and a piece of tin foil in the other so your dad could watch the end of the ball game...