You know your baptism isn't going to well when.....

[AlabamaMan]

You know your baptism isn't going too well when... [font="verdana, arial, helvetica"]

10. The Coast Guard has to become involved in some
unexpected way.

9. The service is held at "Splash Mountain Water Park."

8. The Pastor has to wear a frogman outfit complete with
air tanks into the water.

7. As the baptism begins the organist plays the theme from
JAWS.

6. The preacher uses plastic animated Billy the Bass'
singing "take me down to the river" instead of the
traditional shall we gather at the river.

5. You hear the pastor say, "Oops! Honestly, sister, I
didn't know about that drop-off."

4. The pastor can't get the rather large person being
baptized back up out of the water and calls for "Help!"

3. The deacon board shows up with fishing gear and packing
a cooler.

2. Just as the choir starts to sing, the Crocodile Hunter
jumps out of the water and wrestles the preacher into
submission.

And the Number 1 Sign Your Baptism service is not going as
it should....

1. Two Words: Alka Seltzer[/font]

 

[Hollypop]

ok
thats interesting

 

[Swurple]

whos alka seltzer??

 

[Hollypop]

yeah thats the only part i dont get... i know what it is i just dont get it

 

[AlabamaMan]

ok...I got this off another site...the only thing I can figure is gas and I will leave it at that....

 

[tulc]

Reminds me of David Letterman wearing an Alka Seltzer suit and being lowered into a large water tank. Good times.
tulc

 

[Susan]

Ah, HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

/me laughs at that post