You know something is wrong when

[Alessandro]

You call someone to get their phone number.

You spend 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

You put lipstick on your forehead because you want to make up your mind.

You try to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

You send a fax with a stamp on it.

You try to drown a fish.

You think a quarterback was a refund.

You get locked in a grocery store and starve to death.

You trip over a cordless phone.

You take a ruler to bed to see how long you slept.

You ask for a price check at the Dollar Store.

You study for a blood test.

You think Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

You hear that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, you move.

You miss the 44 bus, you take the 22 bus twice instead.

You go to the airport and see a sign that said "Airport Left" you turn around and go home.




Enjoy

Feel free to add anymore

 

[Rock of Ages]

If sounds like you did a great job on this thread, if i think of anything later, i will be back.

 

[EspressoDuck]

I've heard all of those as "She was so blonde she" jokes.

 

[snoopyloopysk8a]

hehe

 

[ChristianTeen]

You ask for a price check at the Dollar Store.

I did that once. I wasn't thinking.

Those are funny anyways.

 

[snoopyloopysk8a]

Heh...don't feel bad. I know the $0.99 store has stuff for 6/$.99, 3/$.99, 2/$.99 as well as just plain $.99. So, it doesn't sound that stupid.

 

[Krazeekkc]

That's funny!

 

[Room4all]

Ha!!

 

[Nessie]

OMGOSH, one time, my brother-in-law had to go shopping for wrapping paper, and my brother just turns around and says,

"Why don't you go to the dollar store? You can get five rolls for like, five bucks."

I still laugh hysterically when I think about that... ahh, only in my family......

 

[onfireinfredricton]

YOu know your having a bad day when:

you call suiside prevention and they put you on hold.

that funny tasting toothpaste is really preperation H

you dreamed you ate the worlds bigest marshellow and your pillow is gone when you wake up.

 

[snoopyloopysk8a]

you dreamed you ate the worlds bigest marshellow and your pillow is gone when you wake up.

LOL That's a good one!