You ain't know? I dunnit. (Ask and find out)

[PaulDavid]

*lays down on the green couch and stares at the ceiling*

Ok doc, I'm ready.

 

[scraparcs]

Is Avogadro's number a lip?

 

[PaulDavid]

Yes it has oft been debated but verily I say to you that yon number is a lippy.

 

[PaulDavid]

PS, I believe it is called a constant, and not a number anymore

 

[scraparcs]

Did you ever study chemistry?

Did you ever study zombies?

 

[PaulDavid]

I have studied Chemistry for the furtherance of my job but hold no formal achievements for the subject.

I have studied zombies quite extensively however, and have a tactical bunker loaded for when the day finally comes. *looks around suspiciously*

I remember when some kids hacked a road construction sign in Texas to look like this

When I saw it I spit my coffee out all over the dash, grabbed my pistol and put a round in the chamber shouting "AhKnooit AhKnooit! its finally happened!" (thats Texan for "I knew it!" btw)

 

[scraparcs]

Have you ever seen a zombie, in groups or individually?

 

[PaulDavid]

Meep Meep Meep .... Zombie Alert in next post .... Meep Meep Meep

 

[PaulDavid]

I have seen a zombie once, individually. He was feasting on a snacky and I did clubbeth upon his head mightily with a stick. I was not infected in the encounter.

 

[scraparcs]

What was the snacky upon which he was feasting?

 

[PaulDavid]

You might find this hard to believe but he was slurping upon an old pumpkin that I had painted to look like Picachu. Yes.

Yessssss.......

*rubs beard*

 

[SearcherKris]

Was this incident in TX and should I be concerned?

 

[PaulDavid]

The incident was in fact in Texas, and you should no longer be concerned as I vanquished him utterly and totally with excessive force. He will not returneth.

 

[SearcherKris]

Are you a King James man or someone who appreciates a different or even multiple translations?

 

[PaulDavid]

I can read King James 90% of the time and understand what it says. It is a beautiful language but its also a language not really used anymore in public (Excepteth by myselfeth I doth thinky).

For my personal use I use the New King James, and The Message. My Bible study partner uses the NLT so I often find myself reading that version when preparing for our meetings. My seniors class prefers the Holman standard and my childrens ministry have been reading out of the King James version at the request of the pastor. I believe I own 7 or 8 translations.

I guess in short I suppose, I am a man of many translations, including greek and hebrew. The way i see it, if I can't understand what I am reading then.. what good is it to me?

 

[BRISH]

Did you drank excessive amounts of the local crick water???


Does Varsity Blues remind you of your hometown? (If you havent seen it, dont)


TEXAS AUTHENTICITY DETERMINING QUESTIONS:

What's another name for pointy-toed boots

When ordering a carbonated soda, how exactly do you say it? WITHOUT THINKING JUST BLURT IT OUT LIKE YOU WOULD IF YOU WERE ORDERING NOW, NO THINKING!

 

[PaulDavid]

ROFL GIMMIE A COKE!
It's all coke, whether it's coke, dr pepper, mountain dew, tab...

I don't know another name for pointy toed boots =-(

When drinking water from the crick you must remember to drink upstream from the camp. I'm just going to leave it at that.

I have always wanted a pet pig named bacon "Thats the best dog I ever seen *sniff*"

 

[BRISH]

Gimme a coke as well, I'll take diet coke

lol

You sir, are *STAMPED TEXAS CERTIFIED*


"When drinking water from the crick you must remember to drink upstream from the camp. I'm just going to leave it at that. "

---> So sayith in agreeance, the experienced ( )