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jameseb

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First one to correctly answer each riddle receives 10,000 Blessings! Yeah, I have no idea what you do with them now, but you get 'em anyway :p I'll even toss in a rep... :p

If an answer hasn't been discovered within a couple days, I'll post the answer with an explanation of the riddle... assuming there is any interest in this thread! :D


The Rules:
  • I would say no looking on the Internet, but since I make these riddles up myself, no worries there. ;)
  • Pittsburgh Stealer fans are forbidden from playing
  • Irish-wannabes and red heads are also forbidden
  • You must submit yourself to electro-shock therapy at home for each wrong answer
  • You must be willing to submit to a FBI background check
  • Must agree that Coke is better than Pepsi
(Just kidding :p )




So without further ado, the first riddle of the day. :)



Riddle me this...


I am one of many, our masters' hands we serve,
The breath of life deprived, yet by breath we serve,
The cat sent to flight by the thunder of our march,
No power we were given, yet without we cannot serve,
We cleanse the land, but by our toil we are soiled.
 
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jameseb

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Aw man....

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teeth then?



*winces* So sorry.... please increase the shock to Level 9.... :eek:
 
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:pray: - kind of electricuted.



Hint?


Hmm... well, since your'e the only one even trying, I'll rep ya one hint... ;)


However, if anybody does want to know, I'll rep or PM ya the answer and explanation of the riddle then you can tell me if I was being stupid or not. ;)
 
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I haz a rep!


Hoover?
 
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We have a winner!!! :D

Apeleuth rep'd me the correct answer, but since I think Catz was basically trying to say the same, I'm rewarding them both. :)



Answer: a vacuum.

Explanation:

I am one of many, our masters' hands we serve,
vaccums of course handled by their owner...

The breath of life deprived, yet by breath we serve,

non-living object, serves with its "breath", vaccuming up dirt...

The cat sent to flight by the thunder of our march,
all my vaccums have been noisy anyway.... and scares my cat :p

No power we were given, yet without we cannot serve,
We cleanse the land, but by our toil we are soiled.

No inherent power, but requires being hooked up to a power outlet....

Cleans dirt from the floor, dirt goes inside... you get it. :p
 
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