WWC Roast!

[Macrina]

Don't forget the limeade -- little thoughtful things can make a day great.

Did you ever wonder how Spock's headband stayed put when he went swimming with the whales?

 

[BigToe]

do you pick wedgies in public?

do you eat apple wedges in public?

do you stop your door with a wooden wedge?

is a wedge related to a wedgie?

 

[WalksWithChrist]

Don't forget the limeade -- little thoughtful things can make a day great.

Did you ever wonder how Spock's headband stayed put when he went swimming with the whales?

Hmm. Haven't actually had a chance to run for the limeaid yet! And today is no good either. Maybe tomorrow!

I assume Spock has a very logical method of securing headbands for low-depth aquatic venturing.

do you pick wedgies in public? If I had one, I would pick it. No shame in my game!

do you eat apple wedges in public? Mmm...apple wedges.


do you stop your door with a wooden wedge? Nope, I used a spindle full of burned Star Trek episodes on CDs.
lol
No, really!

is a wedge related to a wedgie?

A wedge is always related to a wedgie! And is first cousin to all melvins.

Melvins are frontal wedgies to all you uninitiated folks out there...lol

 

[Macrina]

Regarding ST: The Voyage Home -- You do, of course, know that the people Uhura and Chekhov asked about the "nuclear wessels" were not actors, but actual people on the street, yes?

If I say that "Punk on Bus" is one of my favorite ST characters, do you remember who I'm talking about? Are you a member of the Kirk Thatcher fan club?

 

[WalksWithChrist]

Regarding ST: The Voyage Home -- You do, of course, know that the people Uhura and Chekhov asked about the "nuclear wessels" were not actors, but actual people on the street, yes?

If I say that "Punk on Bus" is one of my favorite ST characters, do you remember who I'm talking about? Are you a member of the Kirk Thatcher fan club?

No! I didn't know those were real people!! That's so cool.

The punk that shot Kirk the bird?? Yeah!! That whole scene is a classic. Never was there or will there ever be again a more *righteous* Vulcan neck pinch.


Ok, now I need to watch that one!! Thankfully, I have all of them up, with the purposeful exception of Insurrection (what a stinker!), on VHS.

 

[Macrina]

No! I didn't know those were real people!! That's so cool.

The punk that shot Kirk the bird?? Yeah!! That whole scene is a classic. Never was there or will there ever be again a more *righteous* Vulcan neck pinch.


Ok, now I need to watch that one!! Thankfully, I have all of them up, with the purposeful exception of Insurrection (what a stinker!), on VHS.

Yes, those were real people! Including the policeman at the end of the scene who just looked befuddled. Nichelle Nichols and Walter Koenig just went out and talked to random San-Franciscoites. So cool.

And if you watch the credits, you'll see that Kirk Thatcher played "Punk on Bus," wrote and performed the song "I Hate You," which was playing on the boom box, was also something along the lines of an assistant director, and I believe he was also a Vulcan computer voice.

So, uh, do I know entirely too much about a Star Trek movie?

Would you believe me if I told you the entire reason I became a Trekkie was because of that movie, which featured my favorite animal, the Humpback Whale?

 

[WalksWithChrist]

Yes, those were real people! Including the policeman at the end of the scene who just looked befuddled. Nichelle Nichols and Walter Koenig just went out and talked to random San-Franciscoites. So cool.

And if you watch the credits, you'll see that Kirk Thatcher played "Punk on Bus," wrote and performed the song "I Hate You," which was playing on the boom box, was also something along the lines of an assistant director, and I believe he was also a Vulcan computer voice.

So, uh, do I know entirely too much about a Star Trek movie?

Would you believe me if I told you the entire reason I became a Trekkie was because of that movie, which featured my favorite animal, the Humpback Whale?

I don't think a guy who's in the process of reading a book by Spock would think anyone else knows too much about a Trek movie!!

Yeah, I do believe you could get into that movie because of whales. When that came out, "Save the Whales" was quite a big slogan. Whales are cool.

 

[Macrina]

If you could dress up as any Star Trek alien (ie, you had the skills and wherewithal to do any sort of costume and makeup), what would you be?

 

[WalksWithChrist]

If you could dress up as any Star Trek alien (ie, you had the skills and wherewithal to do any sort of costume and makeup), what would you be?

Wesley Crusher.




















Kidding!!

He's not an alien...just a dork.


I'll say...a Borg drone with all working servos and implants.

You will be assimilated.

 

[BigToe]

How can there be self-help "groups"?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

 

[BigToe]

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

 

[WalksWithChrist]

How can there be self-help "groups"?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Yes to all!! lol

Pondering these makes my brain big.

 

[BigToe]

Why are builders afraid to have a thirteenth floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?


Aren't all generalizations false?

Did you know that sooner or later, everyone stops smoking?

What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbit's foot?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

What happeneded to Preperations A through G?

 

[WalksWithChrist]

Why are builders afraid to have a thirteenth floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?


Aren't all generalizations false?

Did you know that sooner or later, everyone stops smoking?

What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbit's foot?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

What happeneded to Preperations A through G?

Hey...are you getting these from a quiz farm or something? Great stuff!!!!

I'm really scared if they make something called "Preparation I."

 

[BigToe]

why you no answer questions?

 

[localz]

What is a man?

 

[Macrina]

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

How many roads must a duck walk down before you call him a duck?

 

[BigToe]

and how many streets must a chicken cross before the media stops hounding him?

 

[WalksWithChrist]

why you no answer questions?

haha I posted one answer to several questions as I was madly trying to get my junk together at quittin time!!

What is a man?

Usually misunderstood.

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

How many roads must a duck walk down before you call him a duck?

The answer my friend...is blowing in the wind.

and how many streets must a chicken cross before the media stops hounding him?

The chicken must give a full-court press conference. Then every two-bit talking head will be interviewed on every cable and internet news outlet. The chicken's reputation and character will be dragged thru the mud. The chicken will continue to cross the road, but no one will ever realize he just wants to get to the other frackin side.

 

[Lurking23]

are you pregnant?

who is hotter Mary Jane or Venom?