WWC Roast!

[If Not For Grace]

Who taught you to Swim?
Who taught you to drive?

What in your opinion was the biggest mistake your parents made?

How many (money making) jobs have you held in your life?

In relation to the general "civilized" society in which you live, what's the strangest thing/event
you've ever Seen?

Have you ever been arrested?

Have you ever used swearwords in a public building?

What's your favorite quote?

What did you want to be when you grew up?
What did you become when you grew up?

Do you tend to like or dislike people who are intrinsically different from you?

Are you in love?

Have you ever had an error/dispute or unexpected charge on your cell phone bill?

 

[WalksWithChrist]

Who taught you to Swim? Many people "taught" me, but the only one that succeeded...was me!
Who taught you to drive? Driving school. I would say mom, but I drove better than her after the first week.


What in your opinion was the biggest mistake your parents made? Moving the family too much when we didn't need to move.

How many (money making) jobs have you held in your life? Approximately 20. Wow!! Never counted them. lol

In relation to the general "civilized" society in which you live, what's the strangest thing/event
you've ever Seen? A man that used to jog in a Spider-Man or Batman costume. Ironically, he died of a heart attack. Not old either.

Have you ever been arrested? No.

Have you ever used swearwords in a public building? I wish I could answer "no!"

What's your favorite quote? "I like an escalator because it can never break, it can only *become* stairs." Mitch Hedberg, RIP

What did you want to be when you grew up? Policeman.
What did you become when you grew up? Guy who does tech support for the policeman. lol

Do you tend to like or dislike people who are intrinsically different from you? Like.

Are you in love? Yes.

Have you ever had an error/dispute or unexpected charge on your cell phone bill? Not that I can remember.

 

[JPPT1974]

Do you have any animals you and your wife?

 

[WalksWithChrist]

Do you have any animals you and your wife?

All kinds! Squirrels, birds, stray cats, rabbits, deer, bugs, lizards, owls, geese...oh, did you mean pets? lol

No, no pets. Just wild critters in the yard.

Unless you count stuffed animals...

 

[JPPT1974]

Oh that is so cute my friend
Critters indeed!

 

[DannyB]

http://www.christianforums.com/t4452834-happy-birthday-kittik.html#post30056130

 

[WalksWithChrist]

Oh that is so cute my friend
Critters indeed!

There's a new critter in the house!

I got him from Build-A-Bear and *someone* on this thread recommended them.

 

[Ruby Moon]

Do u talk alot?

 

[WalksWithChrist]

Do u talk alot?

Only when I get warmed up. I can be quiet for hours. Then if you get me started, I can rattle on like a faucet.

 

[BigToe]

what christmas loot did you get?

 

[WalksWithChrist]

what christmas loot did you get?

I got this in my stocking:
http://antimonkeybutt.com/

That was the most exciting thing really! I'm wearing new jeans I got. Also I got a pack of socks, some candy/donuts, a compass for the car, some shirts and a couple other little things.

 

[ravenscape]

I got this in my stocking:
http://antimonkeybutt.com/

That was the most exciting thing really! I'm wearing new jeans I got. Also I got a pack of socks, some candy/donuts, a compass for the car, some shirts and a couple other little things.

Does it work?

 

[JPPT1974]

Any weekend plans for you my friend?

 

[WalksWithChrist]

Does it work?

I dunno! I keep it on top of the dresser in case I ever feel that signature redness coming on.

Any weekend plans for you my friend?

Yeah, I saw Last King of Scotland. It was disturbing, but pretty good.

 

[JPPT1974]

I heard that the King of Scotland is supposed to be a good movie!

 

[WalksWithChrist]

I heard that the King of Scotland is supposed to be a good movie!

It really was! I was driving by that theatre last night joking about seeing it again. But I was like "heck, I remember it so clear I don't *need* to see it again!"

 

[hopperace]

[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]• [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Anti Monkey Butt Powder is specially formulated to absorb excess sweat and reduce frictional skin irritation.[/FONT]
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[WalksWithChrist]

[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]• [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Anti Monkey Butt Powder is specially formulated to absorb excess sweat and reduce frictional skin irritation.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]• [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Ideal for butt busting activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horse back riding, CF moderating, and other extreme sports. May also be applied inside footwear, under sports pads, between typing fingers (I still don't use them all ), and other areas prone to chafing. Indoors or outdoors, work or play, or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day, don’t let your buns get red, use Anti Monkey Butt Powder instead![/FONT]

Looks like we will be issuing this to all CF mod trainees!

 

[JPPT1974]

Any plans this weekend since this is Super Bowl weekend?

 

[WalksWithChrist]

Any plans this weekend since this is Super Bowl weekend?

Well, I'm working at the moment...does that count? lol Just going to karate in the morning then sleeping. Might watch some Super Bowl just to say I did. I hear it will be a good game!