Worst time to be raptured?

[BigNorsk]

Well here we are Dan in just the second quarter of the Super Bowl and the Vikings are already ahead 21-0 they look just unstoppable today....

 

[Chopinzee]

Well here we are Dan in just the second quarter of the Super Bowl and the Vikings are already ahead 21-0 they look just unstoppable today....

Don't worry, none of the players on the Vikings would be taken
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/writers/don_banks/10/13/banks/index.html

 

[HoneyDew]

We all have to use the bathroom, and Im sure it would be funny if I was on the toilet, or in the shower, but those arnt really bad things. What if we were watching some unappropiate TV show, but sex would also be bad, espically if you wernt married.

Safe to say that neither would be taken.

 

[The thinker]

hmm... If you were flying an aeroplane

 

[lismore]

hmm... If you were flying an aeroplane

Good one!

Safe to say that neither would be taken.

If those without sin are going up first, you might be lonely

 

[Oblio]

some of this is getting quite blasphemous

And for reasons that differ between participants

 

[Tonks]

Well here we are Dan in just the second quarter of the Super Bowl and the Vikings are already ahead 21-0 they look just unstoppable today....

I was unaware that this poll was about hell freezing over..... lol.

 

[Give'imGlory]

I must argue on this in a positive way. Rapture first off is a word that has come from us, not the bible. We say there is a rapture, but no one is for sure. If you study bible prophecy, Jesus can return at anytime to claim his sheep, yet he doesn`t have to come for God to proclaim judgement on all of us. But the reason why I must protest this is the simple fact that if the " rapture " did come, there would be no wrong time. We are rejoicing for the Lord to come and take us away from this world and start our new lives in the Kingdom of Heaven. Whether you are in the shower or not holds no candle to the importance of the word. Don`t ask questions so retoricole as this one. Be happy when the time comes and our suffering ends, not whether or not you are naked in the shower, lol.

Oh brother! This thread I believe was started for fun and smiles. Dont turn it into a debate!

 

[chrispykreme]

oooh man, I would hate to be raptured during sex....i dunno why, but it just seems depressing to not have finished the act...

But I'd love to be raptured anyways...

 

[Uphill Battle]

oooh man, I would hate to be raptured during sex....i dunno why, but it just seems depressing to not have finished the act...

But I'd love to be raptured anyways...

I don't supposed you'd ask him to wait though....

 

[DailyBlessings]

I don't supposed you'd ask him to wait though....

"What? The world's ending? Hold on a second, I have to finish this programme!"

 

[Uphill Battle]

"What? The world's ending? Hold on a second, I have to finish this programme!"

I was thinking more along the lines of "She's had a headache for a month, and you return now?!!

 

[The thinker]

I was thinking more along the lines of "She's had a headache for a month, and you return now?!!

ROFL!

 

[chrispykreme]

omagoodness, you guys are crazy...

 

[DailyBlessings]

omagoodness, you guys are crazy...

It's all the pent up stress from discussing GT topics all the time!

 

[Celticflower]

While anytime is the right time, the worst time for me would be 2 pages from the end of a mystery novel.

 

[TrustAndObey]

Don't forget that when Christ does come for the righteous there will be a LOT OF NOISE. You'll have time to stop whatever you're doing before you run out to see our Savior. (It's not a "secret" like some people teach).

I'd say the most compromising thing I could be doing when I hear the great noise would be making love because I always have a really hard time finding my clothes afterward.

(I crack myself up).

 

[Chopinzee]

Don't forget that when Christ does come for the righteous there will be a LOT OF NOISE. You'll have time to stop whatever you're doing before you run out to see our Savior. (It's not a "secret" like some people teach).

You're thinking of the post-tribulation return of Christ. In that case, you are correct, there will be a lot of noise, and "every knee will bow" at that time. But many people also believe there will be a rapture of the church before the tribulation, simply to rescue the christians from it, which will be a secret.

Now I will watch as this thread is sure to turn into a pre-trib/post-trib debate.

 

[Melethiel]

Assuming there is a "secret rapture", I would say in the middle of giving a recital. Organ stops playing in the middle of the piece.

 

[Tonks]

You're thinking of the post-tribulation return of Christ. In that case, you are correct, there will be a lot of noise, and "every knee will bow" at that time. But many people also believe there will be a rapture of the church before the tribulation, simply to rescue the christians from it, which will be a secret.

Now I will watch as this thread is sure to turn into a pre-trib/post-trib debate.

You mean there won't be a pre-trib "third coming"? Heh.

I could care less when I'm raptured....I lived to see the Red Sox win the World Series.