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Wisdom:
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands....
Attempt to get a new car for your spouse....it'll be a great trade!
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Everybody repeat after me...."We are all individuals."
Don't be sexist; broads hate that!
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked in jet engines.
Borrow money from pessimists....they don't expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands....
Attempt to get a new car for your spouse....it'll be a great trade!
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Everybody repeat after me...."We are all individuals."
Don't be sexist; broads hate that!
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked in jet engines.
Borrow money from pessimists....they don't expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
