Starting today August 7th, 2024, in order to post in the Married Couples, Courting Couples, or Singles forums, you will not be allowed to post if you have your Marital status designated as private. Announcements will be made in the respective forums as well but please note that if yours is currently listed as Private, you will need to submit a ticket in the Support Area to have yours changed.
Abide by this restriction and refrain from editing this page or be forever cursed to die a slow, horrific death by means of a parasitic ghost-like sensation within your brain, one that indiscreetly infiltrates your cerebrum and places you under the agonizingly torturous curse of consciousness. You will spend the rest of your days crying in your miserable, pathetic, meaningless existence, trapped in your own mind and unable to escape, even in the face of the occasional stimulus, a rarity, to be sure, but inevitable once every 10^30 or so cycles. You will lie, face up, spread out, on the bottom of the universe, unable to see beyond the infinite gray. And then you will die.