Why Is The World Full Of Zombies ??

[SteveNZ]

Please laugh at that statement ....

NOTE - Zombies are really nice folk, loved by God under that exterior. Please no one take any form of offence with this thread (**zombies are not those horror things...think of what appears blank characterless people..) ...... now if stuck for an understanding 'non Zombies' can explain.

ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE - What I mean is that it is real freaky walking around town as Zombie after Zombie after Zombie walks all around you. Some making scary noises. Some blankly staring. Those in a hurry with that awful 'zombie scowl' are especially scary at times.

You try to smile and say 'Hi' but Zombies respond in a way to scare you.

And at times when the zombies get together to make lots of noise you just cannot find a zombie proof shelter fast enough ...... so suffer from zombie-withdrawal right where you are. AND they all stare '..burning..' your sensitive heart.

Or they all come in mass and funnel you into a tiny room and the door closes and all you can do is squeak '..4th floor please..' and shiver away praying God notices and is holding your hand.

And driving around surrounded by vehicles full of Zombie drivers is also a bit tough at times. They stare at you, and stare at you and even scowl at you ..... Even though you do your best to 'zombie drive', all it does is make you a bit more tense, and Oh Brother.... Zombies should not be allowed to drive.

Still my Lord has settled me to live in a place that really suits me and where hardly any Zombies exist. There are real people here, TRUE, who you see almost every day. They all have their own names and personalities! WOW, and all (well almost all- not perfect yet) say 'HI' back. Somehow in this small village (of just under 1000 people) they heal themselves of their zombieness.

AND they can even laugh in fun with you at daft things you say/do letting you know you are a member of the whole social family. Fantastic....!! The horrible '..STARE at you zombie eyes..', seem few and far between!!

Interestingly this place I live is a holiday destination. Now for some reason Zombies like a holiday from zombiehood. They turn up and smile, or at least try to. And sometimes you have to smile and say "hi" just to help them throw off the zombiehood and they can then share and laugh. Whew it is so, so nice when that happens....

Sadly though some Zombies are so strongly 'zombieish' that even here, they stay scary. Hmmmm .... never will know why!?

QUESTION - Why are young kids rarely zombies? Is zombiehood taught to grown ups or something?

WOW Lord Jesus it is so neat not being a Zombie. But honestly for some of us it is hard to live in a world full of Zombies. Please give us the ability to see through the Zombie mask and not be so alarmed or scared. We really don't want to be like that at all .........

May Jesus bless all who get like this at times.
Jesus cares

 

[SteveNZ]

Hahaha - I had better add, please do laugh and enjoy.

The story is made up of ideas and real feelings as I grew up. I think the late teens early 20s were the most awkward. But even 30s and 40s had the challenges that other folk (zombies..haha) do not seem to.

Why? Who knows!

But as we all grow and mature Jesus sorts us out. Now, what would have been difficult is seen more as an adventure. I do not think you ever can throw off the feelings but can put them where they belong.

Warning : Folk don't understand when you laugh out loud, thinking how funny it is that all of that hustle and bustle they are making is '..zombie-ish..'. WE HAD BETTER KEEP IT A TRADE SECRET.

I encourage all folk to remember that you are exactly as our Lord wants you! He doesn't make junk so you are stuck with being special and loved for being like that.

What a great Lord and Shepherd we have!

 

[LovedSparrow]

This was very cool Steve! Made me laugh. Some interesting thoughts and points here. This explains why eye contact is so hard for me!!! Hehe.

 

[SteveNZ]

OF ZOMBIES AND MEETINGS
Now for some reason when zombies mass together in halls they can all get into '..zombie encouragement mode..' and it can get SCARY.

REAL STORY - I remember a time once (oh so embarrassing) when it was a formal local authority meeting going through the agenda and as a speaker on one topic I froze/dumb. There were all of these zombies staring and I just could not handle it. So you return to the office and ....... Lord where were you.

It seems at some meetings that as you look at the room of zombies, then the brick wall, then the zombies you are not sure which one to talk to. And the stare/burn/coldness from massed zombies is awful. Better to communicate to the wall.

BUT SMILE - Within every group of zombies there is always those who shine like beacons of joy. Like lighthouses in an ocean on an unmovable ocean of faces. That is a treasure worth enjoying. and only some of us in this world can see them. A special gift from God.

Hmmmm ......
Do zombies practice this 'blank scary glug' secretly together?
Is it something to do with not wanting to be a real individual so become like one of the bricks?

Problem is they may be in scowling brick mode, or blank brick mode, or hidden brick mode!? The unknown is, at least for myself, the worse thing to handle. And some can change without any warning ..... YUK

I just cannot play a brick! Is it difficult to do?

INTERESTING - Now, because I act in shows (loved my fair lady) I see that folk seem to set aside zombiehood when happy or laughing!
Why is that?
Does it hurt? Because it doesn't seem to be a normal thing with zombies but as you get to know them you realise '..arrrrrrrr so they are only playing zombie..'. BUT WHY??

Special song for folk like me...........
'..Jesus loves Zombies this I know, for the bible tells me so.... little ones [like me] belong, I am weak [when surrounded by zombies] but He is strong..'

FIGHT OR FLIGHT - Now this is the hassle.
Because when confronted in a zombie full enclosure with no obvious escape (or worse a maze made of anything physical or emotional, zombies can find to set up, with random doors etc), and electric lighting to disguise where North-South-East-West is and the zombies are in random 'SCARY' mode THEN...... the normal fight or flight reaction jumps into action ......... You have to be strong and weave through the maze with its physical and emotional walls/doors/corridors to safety. Generally a bathroom (toilets) is a safe zombieproof shelter BUT only if empty and has a window.

HAHAHA ............ Please enjoy that with me.

 

[SteveNZ]

FUN STORY
Phew no one noticed....... Lord I am scared ....... I have sneaked into one of these secret meeetings... Lord do you know what you are doing .... of course you do sorry......

SHHHHHH back there....

Welcome folk to this important 'Zombie Training Seminar' ..... please now all make sure payment has been made and turn to page one of the 8,954 page document.

Ahem..... Now
Remember that in life all those around you may be out to get you.... so be careful.
Rule 1 - Never stare into someones eyes and show any form of weakness such as acceptance or joy or fun...

Yes there are those wierd ones out there who like to act real ..... silly twits need to get real.

Where was I yes ... now it is very important to keep to yourself and be cold. Let us try it out now.... please stand ... yes and look cold cold cold. Always think that the person next to you doesn't like you. that is it .... OI you well done that is it hit him for no reason.... Wow but do not overdo it..... just let him know you are cold.....

Step two ... Remember that because you have no idea of those around you you must go ... protect me ... protect me .... ignore them ...ignore them ....

All together now ..... 'PROTECT ME IGNORE THEM ...' ..... well done, what a wonderful group of prime citizens.....

OH you in the back what is your hand up for?
You want to ask a question... very good show us your stuff...

'...Please sir, what if we like all those around us and want to be nice.....'

ARRRRGH
WARNING, WARNING .... RED ALERT RED ALERT ...... Call the security .... thats him... the one who looks freaked out ... yes throw him out....

Now where were we........

LAUGH WITH ME - In all honesty that is what it seems like to many of us out here. We may seem odd but have much to offer society.

WONDERFUL THING TO DO - For all Christians to sit and think at times. Am I acting as a zombie to anyone. Why do you not ask them?
Get to know them and lose zombiehood..... Please it is so nice when it happens.

Prayer - Father God for some of us being almost a childlike person means much fear and a difficult time in society. Please be with us all so that we can all learn to love one another and bear with one another. AMEN

PS - There are no zombies in heaven ....... HURRAY......