In short, you seem to be proposing annihilationism for those that don't get imbued eternal life
No, you have me confused with Elman. He says that, I don't. I'd be curious to see anything I said that gave you that impression.
Eternal life just seems to be extended life more than actual eternal life in any sense where you die and go to heaven.

that's an interesting turn of phrase, now let me ask you:
if life is "extended," w/o end, is it not Eternal? So I fail to see any distinction for you to object to. And if you can show me where the Bible says we "die and go to heaven," I'll go along with what appears to be a basic premise of your thread. I can save you some time though: the Bible doesn't say that. So I'm
still pointing out to you that - it's a false idea, and therefore at least most things that get attached to it are also false.
You seem to be outright denying the fact of life that is death. Or are those people still alive but sleeping?
A bright spot! This may well represent the clearest understanding we've had in some time. Although it's still wrong, because death is very real to me. I've faced it myself more times than I could possibly count, and I'm talking literally and physically.
C does not DENY that death exists, but it does deny it any victory. "The last enemy to be defeated is death." Christ overcame the world, and
then vanquished death. I won't try to instruct you what C promises us, but the fact is it
doesn't spell out all the details you're asking. Sure I'd prefer it did, but the limitation seems to be what we as mortals are capable of relating to. I've also found G-d has a sense of dramatic timing, so maybe I shouldn't discount that? I think it's possible that for as much as some C's look forward to "the sweet by and by," that G-d the Father is much more excited to see His kids, not unlike small children on Christmas morning.
Speculation is ok once in a while, but crossing over into closure, i.e. just making stuff up to satisfy our own quest for understanding is where we get into trouble. As I use the word, I find "religion" to be a breeding ground for that mistake.
I'm arguing with you, don't shift the target to your god. Take responsibility and argue your point or don't bother.
1. You told me the first commandment is wrong.
2. Your frustration may be I'm not about to argue with you about that, nor anything else.
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saying that somehow this must be believed in to have a meaningful life, which is bunk.
I was just talking about the evils of closure

Now show me where I said any such thing, or have the integrity to retract your statement. Thanks
Faith depends on you commonly arguing that it is more likely that God is real than that god is not real
you simply want to believe faith is self evident, when it isn't.
These are really weird ideas you accuse me of, and you have no basis to do so.
1. Faith doesn't "depend on arguing." Sheesh!
2. Faith is the gift of G-d. I don't see how that is synonymous with being "self evident," but perhaps you'd care to explain?
If the fear of the Lord is teh beginning of wisdom and part of philosophy is seeking wisdom, then God is a path of philosophy, if anythin. I never said God itself was a philosophy, though it's not impractical to say it's part of a larger philosophy of theism.
Yes it is

There is nothing larger than G-d, so by definition He can't be part of something greater. If you reduce this stuff to theism and philosophy, you don't have Eternal Life in the here and now. Pick your poison.
That other thing seems to be little more than speculation and imagination of a warped psyche
Here you are calling the Holy Ghost a mad man, or at the very least one who experiences Him as mentally sick. These are clear violations.
Do refrain.
that wants things to be more comfortable or predictable than they actually are. Everything that happens is part of your myopic little worldview, so you're calm even when someone points out clear flaws that you refuse to even consider their existence.
1. You have failed to point out a single flaw.
2. You haven't the foggiest clue as to my worldview, nor the actual tenets of Christianity. You consistently prove these things by paraphrasing incorrectly.
3. You only pretend to have any insight into how I process info, such as
"refuse to even consider their existence."
There's that closure stuff, biting you on the tukus. None of this has anything to do w/ your OP, which is a good question. Unless you can show how attacking me is related?
What I have "attacked" is the false notion of Eternal Life being reduced to the Monty Pythonesque cardboard cutout of fat babies in diapers lying around on a cloud playing harps. I can't tell if your understanding of C has gotten past that point yet; you give no indication.
Once you can get a glimpse of what Eternal Life is within C's teachings, it won't be so hard to understand why it's desirable.
this assumes spirit is transcendent, when more logically, it is immanent; manifest in experience, not in contemplation of things outside ourselves.
With all your philosophical musings, you still fail to account for "the Kingdom is within."