Why did the chicken cross the road?

[bubblegirl23]

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answers:

Pat Buchanan:

To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

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Louis Farrakhan:

The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

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Bill Gates:

I have just released the new Chicken 2000, which will both cross roads AND balance your checkbook, though when it divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.4999999999.

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Ronald Reagan:

I don't recall.

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The Bible:

And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

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Freud:

The fact that you thought that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

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L.A. Police Department:

Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

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Richard M. Nixon:

The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.

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Saddam Hussein:

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

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Saddam Hussein a2:

It is the Mother of all Chickens.

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Dr. Seuss:

Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed it, I've not been told!

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Ernest Hemingway:

To die. In the rain. (I really liked this one)

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Buddha:

If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.

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Martin Luther King, Jr.:

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

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Jerry Seinfeld:

Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"

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The Pope:

That is only for God to know.

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Grandpa:

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

 

[Bladecarver]

My absolute favorite is from Grandpa.

 

[Jillian1527]

LMBO! those were good!

 

[psychoceramic]

funny stuff....

but you left one out.... = : >

my answer.....

the chicken was stapled to the punk rocker

 

[bubblegirl23]

Another punk rocker? yay! Sex Pistols? Cure? Clash? What's your attitude?

 

[newlite]

http://www.christianforums.com/t739262

*looks casual and starts none attention seeking whistling...*

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Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

perhaps he went to take a look, to have a walk, or read a book?

to cross the road to read a book? but what about the yellow coat?

to see the goat it could be so. he on the other side you know.

if it was rainy, hed need a coat, cuz we all know that in the pouring rain all goats by law need to be wearing yellow coats to keep then warm and dry because they are used for milk in india and cant be soaked.

there solves the riddle, of the other side, to bad that truck made the chicken die.

but what about the toad and the book? who cares? to find out, you take a look.