Why did the chicken cross the road?

[dsouzaman]

I SAW SOME PRETTY FUNNY ANSWERS TO THIS ONE...SEE WHAT YOU CAN COME UP WITH...



Why did the chicken cross the road?


It was part of a #6 value meal, to go.

 

[MsAnne]

OK, I know this is TOTALLY a 1980's joke, but it still makes me laugh:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was stapled to the punk rocker!

 

[ElectricStorm]

Because it didn't know that in the future it would make people tear they're freaking hair out of their head to find the answer!

 

[dsdumpling]

To get away from the smilie!

 

[en|gma]

becaue the rooster is on the other side of the road?

 

[en|gma]

to get to the other side of the road

 

[Miss Mayberry]

http://eserver.org/philosophy/chicken.txt

 

[Starcradle]

Freud is using him in his latest psychological experiment.

 

[pyon]

did the chicken actually cross the road or could it be a teleportation thing........

 

[pgp_protector]

I dont beleve there ever was a chicken

 

[daydreamergurl15]

It had nothing else to do.

 

[KristianJ]

Peer pressure.

 

[girlinblue]

'cause he saw his CHEESBURGER!!!!!

 

[LiVingSoUL]

because he saw the green light is on.....

 

[Laurel Crowned]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the Colonel.

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
To get to the other side.

Why did the dog cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station

 

[FBI78]

Cause it finally got smart and used a map

 

[FBI78]

The reason why the chicken crossed the road.......


Im FBI, I cant tell you, classified top secret

 

[KristianJ]

Come to think of it, has anyone asked it why?

 

[Laurel Crowned]

The reason why the chicken crossed the road.......


Im FBI, I cant tell you, classified top secret

OR...

I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

 

[X54079X]

lol Laurel Crowned


OH the real question is why didnt the rooster cross the road and the answer is because it was to prove he wasnt a chicken