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Sheed Al Shaf-Former Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication and American propaganda. We do not even have a chicken. Even if they did cross the road, we will slaughter all of them and roast them in a pit.
George W Bush
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to Know if the chicken is on our side or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
Tony Blair
I agree with George.
France
If the chicken does not have weapons of mass destruction, nobody should prevent it from crossing the road.
Colin Powell
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. Now you don't see it any more, our boys have taken it out.
Hans Blix
We have reason to believe there might be a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
Goh Chok Tong
We have electronic tags, home cameras, CISCO guards, suprise visits and random calls even at 2.00am to check which chicken cross which road. If they don't cross the road properly, we will name them and shame them. As the economic cost is very high, we have to make sure that they do not cross the road with the other chickens.
Dr Seuss
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed the road I've not been told.
Martin Luther King, Jr
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without their motives called to question.
Grandpa
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Sombody told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
Oprah
In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
John Lennon
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together in peace.
Aristotle
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Karl Marx
It was a historic enevitability.
Ronald Reagan
Chicken? What chicken?
Sigmund Freud
The fact That you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your psychological sexual insecurity.
Bill Gates
eChicken2010 will not only cross roads, but will lay e-eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book, and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
Albert Einstine
This is a difficult question of relatively. Did the chicken really cross the road, Or did the road move beneath the chicken? We need more research.
Bill Clinton
What is your definition of chicken?
Colonel Sanders
Did I miss one?
Shakespeare
To cross or not to cross, that is the question.
Homer Simpson
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....c h i c k e n !!!
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication and American propaganda. We do not even have a chicken. Even if they did cross the road, we will slaughter all of them and roast them in a pit.
George W Bush
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to Know if the chicken is on our side or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
Tony Blair
I agree with George.
France
If the chicken does not have weapons of mass destruction, nobody should prevent it from crossing the road.
Colin Powell
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. Now you don't see it any more, our boys have taken it out.
Hans Blix
We have reason to believe there might be a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
Goh Chok Tong
We have electronic tags, home cameras, CISCO guards, suprise visits and random calls even at 2.00am to check which chicken cross which road. If they don't cross the road properly, we will name them and shame them. As the economic cost is very high, we have to make sure that they do not cross the road with the other chickens.
Dr Seuss
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed the road I've not been told.
Martin Luther King, Jr
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without their motives called to question.
Grandpa
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Sombody told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
Oprah
In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
John Lennon
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together in peace.
Aristotle
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Karl Marx
It was a historic enevitability.
Ronald Reagan
Chicken? What chicken?
Sigmund Freud
The fact That you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your psychological sexual insecurity.
Bill Gates
eChicken2010 will not only cross roads, but will lay e-eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book, and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
Albert Einstine
This is a difficult question of relatively. Did the chicken really cross the road, Or did the road move beneath the chicken? We need more research.
Bill Clinton
What is your definition of chicken?
Colonel Sanders
Did I miss one?
Shakespeare
To cross or not to cross, that is the question.
Homer Simpson
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....c h i c k e n !!!
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