I'm sorry the capital letters did not help out the sad fact that there was no humor in your joke, what so ever. As duds go this one ranked right up there.
However you did have a good idea of using perhaps one of the most common jokes to start with. I was curious as to what you had in mind. This to me shows you had good intentions...........however uh,no.
Go back and read the manuel,I rate this joke 3.4 on the standard scale. Write me maybe we can come up with something funny . Inside you may feel hurt so I will just say, I only want you to keep writing,you had a great idea. The punchline "Kick the little kids butt" sounds funny on first glance and anything with butt in it has real potential to be funny. I know I can help you make this kids butt thing funnier. Just PM me or we can write right here. -Cloud