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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road
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George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Al Gore's Answer:
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Al Gore's Answer:
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.
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Bill Gates' Answer:
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Martha Stewart's Answer:
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
Martin Luther King Jr's Answer:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Grandpa's Answer:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Jerry Seinfield's Answer:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
Pat Buchanan's Answer:
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
Aristotle's Answer:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Saddam Hussein's Answer:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Martha Stewart's Answer:
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
Martin Luther King Jr's Answer:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Grandpa's Answer:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Jerry Seinfield's Answer:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
Pat Buchanan's Answer:
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
Aristotle's Answer:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Saddam Hussein's Answer:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
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Colonel Sanders' Answer:
I missed one?
Plato's Answer:
For the greater good.
O.J. Simpson's Answer:
It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
MC. Escher's Answer:
That depends on which plane of reality the chicken was on at the time.
The Pope's Answer:
That is only for God to know.
John Locke's Answer:
Because he was exercising his natural right to liberty.
Joseph Stalin's Answer:
I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelette.
Buddha's Answer:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
Richard Nixon's Answer:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
L.A.P.D.'s Answer:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Albert Einstein's Answer:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
Bill Clinton's Answer:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
Captain Kirk's Answer:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Fox Mulder's Answer:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
The Bible's Answer:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
(No offence intended to anybody)
I missed one?
Plato's Answer:
For the greater good.
O.J. Simpson's Answer:
It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
MC. Escher's Answer:
That depends on which plane of reality the chicken was on at the time.
The Pope's Answer:
That is only for God to know.
John Locke's Answer:
Because he was exercising his natural right to liberty.
Joseph Stalin's Answer:
I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelette.
Buddha's Answer:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
Richard Nixon's Answer:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
L.A.P.D.'s Answer:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Albert Einstein's Answer:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
Bill Clinton's Answer:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
Captain Kirk's Answer:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Fox Mulder's Answer:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
The Bible's Answer:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
(No offence intended to anybody)
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