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"Apples get way more blemishes in their skins than oranges. I mean, just the other day I was checking out my skin, and dang, I've got blemishes all over it! Oranges are so lucky that they don't have to deal with that. They barely even have skin!"
"Uh, earth to apple? We oranges have PEELS, and let me tell you, it only takes a short time before we're covered in soft spots. How would you like it if we made your life sound like a cakewalk for not having to deal with peel-related problems?"
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