Whoever posts last WINS!! V. 1.0 19) (28)

[Normal]

*Normal gives the jail guard $200 dollars and the guard promptly releases him.

(Normal then puts the jail guard in citizens arrest and takes him to the local police station with charges of helping a criminal escape - evidence - $200 dollars.)

 

[Utah Knight]

sends a ninja after normal to kidnap him so utah can win again

 

[Normal]

Normal quickly joins a judo class becomes a black belt in no time at all and faces off with the ninja - - - Normal does a kicking motion his shoe comes flying off hitting the ninja rendering him unconcious.

Normal is now a blackbelt and has the shoes to match!

(not really a blackbelt in anything except for sleeping - i'm gud @ that )

 

[Utah Knight]

watches as his other shoe hits him in the head knocking him out

 

[Dealer]

thats an intresting little pet of urs...
Dealer dodges as the 3rd shoe from Normal 3rd leg flies overhead

 

[Normal]

Normal moves his arm in a thumping motion and an anvil dropson dealers head.

 

[Utah Knight]

sends a skunk chaseing after dealer and takes the winners spot

 

[Normal]

Normal picks up the skunk and turns it towards Utah, utah quickly backs away.

 

[Utah Knight]

pulls out his hazmat suit and sends a snake after normal

 

[Normal]

Normal thinks for a moment decides that he doesn't like snakes so jumps and catches hold of a chandelier which was swinging above his head.

 

[Dealer]

chandelier breaks... crash

 

[Utah Knight]

the chandelier falls on dealer leaving utah to claim the winners spot yet again

 

[Dealer]

Dealer pulls the lightbulb (which was attached to the chandieler) out of his ear, he then promptly throws it @ Utah who goes cross eyed trying to watch it and falls over backwards.

 

[Utah Knight]

quickly recovers to everyones astonishment and as they were watching in awe utah takes the winner spot

 

[Dealer]

Dealer disguised as a janitor comes with mop and bucket and wipes away the winner's spot - he then quickly goes and draws another and stands in it.

 

[Normal]

as dealer goes to take a bow Normal trips him up with the mop handle

 

[Utah Knight]

hey you missed a spot *dealer then steps off the spot and wipes it away

 

[Dealer]

Dealer fishes around in his back pocket for a moment then pulls out a very ornatley jeweled crown and sticks it upon his head.

 

[Utah Knight]

how big is your pocket ?

 

[Dealer]

ah - very big i also have the kitchen sink and the kitchen mangle in their.