Who opened the crazy gates...

[kharisym]

Okay! Another crazy fundie has decided to put voice to his babbling nonsense:

Nice to know we don't have a monopoly on lunacy : Pharyngula

PZ Myers links a fellow critiquing modern day creationists trying to disprove evolution by claiming the universe is geocentric. I think I just burst a blood vessel in the left region of my occipital lobe.

 

[LifeToTheFullest!]

Okay! Another crazy fundie has decided to put voice to his babbling nonsense:

Nice to know we don't have a monopoly on lunacy : Pharyngula

PZ Myers links a fellow critiquing modern day creationists trying to disprove evolution by claiming the universe is geocentric. I think I just burst a blood vessel in the left region of my occipital lobe.

I just saw this on PZ's site. Creation lunacy at its finest. And they're not from the U.S. Yay.

 

[Saving Hawaii]

Dude, our economy's screwed. It's got so bad that we're even outsourcing our crazies these days.

 

[Tenka]

I think the difference is that these men won't make a million bucks selling this nonsense to the UK.

 

[DaisyDay]

I think the difference is that these men won't make a million bucks selling this nonsense to the UK.

We Americans have a large market for it.

 

[kharisym]

We Americans have a large market for it.

Unfortunately so. The insanity market rarely closes down.

 

[Saving Hawaii]

Unfortunately so. The insanity market rarely closes down.

Arguably it's recession-proof.

 

[MorkandMindy]

Look here you guys, you have 2 choices:

1. Believe God who made the whole place and understands it rather well

2. Believe your own delusions and spend eternity in excruciating torment.

God is kind and is love itself (1 Cor 13) and knows everthing and if He could find an easy way out for you believe me he wood but if you have trouble with Gen 1 or 2 or any other part of the Bible its the deep friar for you buddy.

 

[kharisym]

Look here you guys, you have 2 choices:

1. Believe God who made the whole place and understands it rather well

2. Believe your own delusions and spend eternity in excruciating torment.

God is kind and is love itself (1 Cor 13) and knows everthing and if He could find an easy way out for you believe me he wood but if you have trouble with Gen 1 or 2 or any other part of the Bible its the deep friar for you buddy.

This isn't a forum for discussing the existence of god. That forum doesn't exist anymore ( I can only assume faith is too fragile to stand up to scrutiny ).

This thread is about the most crazy and ridiculous con-games purporting to be science out there. If you think geo-centrism is true because god whispers it in your ear, good for you! I reserve the right to hold a very low opinion of anyone who believes in such nonsense as geo-centrism, creationism, homeopathy, magic, or astrology until such time as they can make an effective (ie, not built on word games, ignorance, or logical fallacies) argument for said things.

So tell me, are you going to defend geo-centrism?

Next bout of crazy, homeopathy explained: YouTube - Homeopathy with Dr. Werner

I think my brain just tried to cannibalize itself watching that.

 

[MorkandMindy]

I left some water in a glass last night and in the morning 95% remembered it belonged in the glass and about the top 5 mm had forgotten and wandered off. Heck, that's better than my memory.


Science, OK, water molecules rotate at about the frequency a microwave oven runs at so they forget whatever has aligned them in about 1/3 of a nano second. That's why homeopathic drugs have such short shelf lives.





Now I've watched the video as well, never heard so much nonsense in such a short space of time, wow she's crazier than I am, and I only pretend. I nearly wrote 'deep fat friar' at the end of post 9 but considered it made the poe too obvious to work.


The last minute of the video l liked, it's called the placebo effect, but the preceding 6 minutes were truly weird, I think you score tops for finding the craziest video ever made.

1. Stephen Hawking's name is Stephen Hawking, not Hawkings, that's a store in town.
2. E=mc^2 doesn't mean all the mass in the Universe could be collapsed into a bowling ball by leaving all the space out (neutron stars do that and they are something like 12 miles across from 1.5 solar masses)
3. Collapsing the mass into a smaller space does not make it lighter, nor that the m can be crossed out because it is very little... but I can see the appeal this might have to anyone with a weight problem
4. She claims Stephen Hawkings gave us the string theory, and that God sent him to make sense of what the homeopathy pioneer had 'discovered' I don't think anyone even Stephen Hawking would claim to be able to make sense of that stuff, and she only mentioned him because she thought he invented string theory, but string theory was originated by Geoffrey Chew and Steven Frautschi and later extended by Leonard Susskind and many other distinguished physicists while Hawking pondered the ins and outs of black holes and their entropy and the like.
5. Strings are not other energetic particles in the Universe shaped like U s. The are postulated to be the innards of the stuff normal matter is made from and vibrate and have no fixed shape.
6. Our ears do not pick up vibrations from the strings postulated by String Theory. They are made from a colossal number of these strings as is everything else.
and that's just her first two minutes.

 

[kharisym]

I left some water in a glass last night and in the morning 95% remembered it belonged in the glass and about the top 5 mm had forgotten and wandered off. Heck, that's better than my memory.


Science, OK, water molecules rotate at about the frequency a microwave oven runs at so they forget whatever has aligned them in about 1/3 of a nano second. That's why homeopathic drugs have such short shelf lives.

If only we could mix water and oil, then dilute it to e1500 solution. This would solve your evaporation problem!

 

[SithDoughnut]

What? I thought we sent all our crazies to the US ages ago... I always figured that when we had an empire, Australia was for criminals, and the US was for lunatics. Now you've gone all independant and got hold of some sensible Americans, they're all coming back here!

You need to keep a closer eye on your crazies. You've been dealing with them for ages - I'm not sure our system can cope if we get too many...

 

[MorkandMindy]

If only we could mix water and oil, then dilute it to e1500 solution. This would solve your evaporation problem!

Most people would use a fatty acid like olive oil, rely on the acid ending to stick to the water and the size of the molecule to not evaporate too quickly,

not sure about what an E1500 is, homeopathy uses C30 for example, the more dilute it is the stronger it is, that's why I simplified my brain by moving everything into 1 neuron.

 

[MorkandMindy]

What? I thought we sent all our crazies to the US ages ago... I always figured that when we had an empire, Australia was for criminals, and the US was for lunatics. Now you've gone all independant and got hold of some sensible Americans, they're all coming back here!

You need to keep a closer eye on your crazies. You've been dealing with them for ages - I'm not sure our system can cope if we get too many...

What you call 'nutters' over here are called 'visionary leaders' over there, just keep on exporting.

(with even the best breeding about 1% of each generation goes crazy owing to natural radiation in the rocks, and those funny chemicals)

 

[kharisym]

Most people would use a fatty acid like olive oil, rely on the acid ending to stick to the water and the size of the molecule to not evaporate too quickly,

not sure about what an E1500 is, homeopathy uses C30 for example, the more dilute it is the stronger it is, that's why I simplified my brain by moving everything into 1 neuron.

Sorry, class short-hand got the best of me, e-notation stands in place of 10^x, so e1500 is like 10^1500