Which creator God is real?

[RomanSoldier]

Here's a list of 99 "creator gods". With the exception of the FSM, which one do you think is the "real creator" and why? How do you know that your creator God is the 'real one'?

How can you be sure that the others are not real? What proof/reasoning can you supply regarding this?

A

• Abassi
• Abira
• Adroa
• Ahone
• Aiomun-Kondi
• Alatangana
• Altjira
• Amotken
• Anansi
• Anulap
• Aramazd
• Ataguju
• Awonawilona

B

• Bagadjimbiri
• Bai-Ulgan
• Baiame
• Baiame sky father
• Banaitja
• Batara Kala
• Bathala
• Brahma
• Bumba (god)
• Bunjil

C

• Cagn
• Cghene
• Chiconahuiehecatl
• Chirakan-Ixmucane
• Chiuta
• Cocijo

D

• Daksha
• Damballa

E

• Earth-maker myth
• Elkunirsa

E cont.

• Elohim
• Enki
• Eskeri

F

• Flying Spaghetti Monster

G

• Gitche Manitou
• God
• God the Father
• Great Spirit
• Gukumatz

H

• Heryshaf
• Hœnir
• Huracan

I

• Imra
• Itherther
• Ixpiyacoc
• Izanagi

J

• Jah
• Jesus

K

• Kaang
• Karora
• Khnum
• Khonvoum
• Kneph
• Kuk
• Kukulkan

M

• Makemake (mythology)
• Mangar-kunjer-kunja
• Mbere
• Melek Taus
• Muluku

N

• Nanabozho
• Ngai
• Nogomain

N cont.

• Noncomala
• Numakulla

O

• Obatala
• Olelbis
• Omai (deity)

P

• Pacha Kamaq
• Pangu
• Pariacaca
• Prajapati
• Ptah
• Pundjel
• Pūluga

Q

• Qat (deity)
• Quaoar (mythology)
• Quetzalcoatl

R

• Rod (god)

T

• Ta'aroa
• Tabaldak
• Tengri
• Tezcatlipoca
• Tonacatecuhtli
• Tupã (mythology)
• Tzacol

U

• Unkulunkulu
• Unumbotte

V

• Vili and Vé
• Viracocha

W

• Wak

X

• Xamaba
• Xumucane

Y

• Yahweh
• Yuanshi Tianzun

Z

• Zamba (mythology)

 

[nolongerhome]

What is your proof for the decision to exclude the FSM?

 

[Herman Hedning]

What is your proof for the decision to exclude the FSM?

Hmm? FSM is in the list as far as I can see. However, IPU is conspicously missing!

 

[[serious]]

Hmm? FSM is in the list as far as I can see. However, IPU is conspicously missing!

She's there, just invisible.

 

[RomanSoldier]

What is your proof for the decision to exclude the FSM?

The FSM must be excluded from comparison to all the other gods which are false. To compare the holy FSM to these blasphemers would be punishable by death, or possibly a spanking.

 

[MoonLancer]

She's there, just invisible.

LOL!!!!

 

[OldStyleBlues]

I'm bummed that Thor isn't on that list. Thor is my favorite God although he didn't "create" anything besides thunder. I like him because he was the defiant symbol of Norse paganism during the Christianization of Scandanavia. I'm always rooting for the underdog.

 

[AV1611VET]

I'm bummed that Thor isn't on that list.

Neither is Mother Nature.

 

[OldStyleBlues]

Neither is Mother Nature.

Mother nature doesnt get to weild a cool hammer like Thor does.

 

[AV1611VET]

Mother nature doesnt get to weild a cool hammer like Thor does.

Who needs a hammer?

 

[OldStyleBlues]

Odin ranks up there too. Being he is not only the god of war and death but also the god of wisdom and poetry(Well rounded). Odin's spear Gungnir never misses its target. He has two wolves, Freki and Geri, to whom he gives his food(Sign of generosity) for he himself consumes nothing but wine(Knows how to let his hair down). Odin has only one eye, which blazes like the sun(shows he isn't concerned with looks). His other eye he traded for a drink from the Well of Wisdom, and gained immense knowledge.

 

[AV1611VET]

His other eye he traded for a drink from the Well of Wisdom, and gained immense knowledge.

Whoever he traded his eye with, I'd hate to see his collection.

 

[Hespera]

Whoever he traded his eye with, I'd hate to see his collection.

eeewwwwhhhh

 

[Eeplord]

You're missing a major "religion" there buddy. What about Xenu? John Travolta and Tom Cruise need to be represented here.

 

[Alunyel]

Whoever he traded his eye with, I'd hate to see his collection.

I'm sure his collection would hate to see you, too.

 

[uke2se]

You're missing a major "religion" there buddy. What about Xenu? John Travolta and Tom Cruise need to be represented here.

Xenu isn't a creator god, though, at least not in the context we are talking about here. Xenu is simply the evil galactic overlord who flew all the overpopulated aliens to the earth in DC-9's with rocket-engines and dropped them in volcanoes.

A creator god is someone who uses magic to create matter from nothing and then mucks about with the little ant-farm he calls earth for giggles. That's clearly much more believable too.

 

[LifeToTheFullest!]

Xenu isn't a creator god, though, at least not in the context we are talking about here. Xenu is simply the evil galactic overlord who flew all the overpopulated aliens to the earth in DC-9's with rocket-engines and dropped them in volcanoes.

A creator god is someone who uses magic to create matter from nothing and then mucks about with the little ant-farm he calls earth for giggles. That's clearly much more believable too.

Gosh, scientology makes so much sense when you put it like that.

 

[KhlulHloo]

Xenu isn't a creator god, though, at least not in the context we are talking about here. Xenu is simply the evil galactic overlord who flew all the overpopulated aliens to the earth in DC-9's with rocket-engines and dropped them in volcanoes.

And he's incredibly irritating as well.
I swear Ive never met someone as needy as him (SO desperate for approval, you wouldn't believe it!)

 

[Kharak]

Where's Morgoth? Why aren't Balrogs and Trolls mentioned?

This thread is an affront against darkness: It wreaks of prejiduce and hatred for not sharing the values of evil creators. Why not mention the Daedric Princes either?

 

[shinbits]

Here's a list of 99 "creator gods". With the exception of the FSM, which one do you think is the "real creator" and why? How do you know that your creator God is the 'real one'?

How can you be sure that the others are not real? What proof/reasoning can you supply regarding this?

Who ever created the world, would naturally have the biggest following. Thus, Christianity is the real one.