Which band is better forum...

[foo-oswald]

I actually think Saget would win. Mostly because he is far more agile than Taft. He could just run in circles the whole time until Taft collapsed.

Yes, he is far more agile, but don't forget about his arrogance. He would be thinking out loud, "I'm Bob Freakin' Saget! I don't have to run from no fat, 128-year-old ex-President."

Neptune, god of the sea or the Arby mitt?

Well, the Arby mit would definitely drown since he's 100% cotton and all, so Neptune would win without really having to lift a finger...

Rambo, or Mr. Miyagi?

 

[blackwasp]

Well, the Arby mit would definitely drown since he's 100% cotton and all, so Neptune would win without really having to lift a finger...

That was pretty presumptious on your part. I never said the battle would take place at sea. Let's compromise and say it takes place in a boggy marsh.

Rambo, or Mr. Miyagi?

Rambo could take Mr. Miyagi, Superman, and the Snapple lady all at once.

 

[foo-oswald]

That was pretty presumptious on your part. I never said the battle would take place at sea. Let's compromise and say it takes place in a boggy marsh.

Presumption's my middle name. The presumption's the same in this scenario, too. The only way Neptune wouldn't win is if the Arby mit did battle with him in an Arby's kitchen. On the grill.

Rambo could take Mr. Miyagi, Superman, and the Snapple lady all at once.

Yeah, that's true. His knife has a compass and everything...

 

[philN]

Rambo or Shaft?

(I like what this thread is turning into)

 

[blackwasp]

Rambo or Shaft?

If Rambo can take on Mr. Miyagi, Superman, and the Snapple lady all at once, what chance (in Hell) does Shaft stand? Shaft was always lame.

(I like what this thread is turning into)

I think we all do.

 

[blackwasp]

Whoops, I forgot to post another match.

The battle of Sufjan album covers: In a (weaponless) duel to the death, the Goat from Illinois or the Swan from Seven Swans?

 

[The Theory]

swan.

Mr. T's gotee vs Hercule Poirot's handlebar mustache.

 

[philN]

That was a damn fine mustache.

One that could easily take Mr. T's pathetic gotee.


Another deathmatch:

Little Debbie or Betty Crocker?

 

[The Theory]

Betty Crocker all the way. I mean, hot meals vs pansy fluffed sugar? no contest.

my screenname vs PhilN's screen name

 

[philN]

I certainly hope you did not just call Oatmeal Creme Pies and Zebra Cakes "pansy fluffed sugar".

And your screen name wins. Mine is my name and my last initial. Yours is mysterious -- like an alter-ego or something.

I wish I was in a more creative mood when it came time to pick a name.


I can't think of anything, so boxers or briefs?

 

[Links234]

I'm a girl, so I don't care.


The version of "Rock Me Amadeus" in my soundfile, or the English version from the 80s?

 

[HybridNation]

soundfile

This is tough: Led Zeppelin or Jimi Hendrix

 

[The Theory]

briefs. boxers are just... eew.

5 card draw or Texas Hold'em?

 

[Spoilt Victorian Child]

Five Card Draw.

Led Zeppelin.

Four Tet or Books?

 

[nadroj1985]

Books; both are cool, though.

A Tribe Called Quest or the Roots?

 

[The Theory]

A Tribe Called Quest

(note on my last post... apperantly, there was another page I didn't realize existed, hence my meaningless post in the middle of nothing. SOrry about that!)

lemonade or limeade?

 

[HybridNation]

limeade

 

[Spoilt Victorian Child]

Fresh squeezed, it's a tie, but in the manufactured category I go for lemonade.

Whiskey or bourbon?

 

[HybridNation]

Im only 13 dude! lol!

 

[Spoilt Victorian Child]

Im only 13 dude! lol!

Well, if you're a Southerner with any sense of class, it's bourbon.