What's your favourite 'Aussie' expression?

[Miss Mayberry]

"Happy Little Vegemites"...

We went over one night with a couple friends of mine to see our English neighbors. They were eager to let us sample anything and everything they had brought with them over here. Including marmite. My friends and I had made a bet that I couldn't not talk for one hour. I had been doing great! Until I put marmite in my mouth...

 

[Bevlina]

Marmite!! No way actress...it's got to be vegemite....fair dinkum.

 

[lonquone]

I think you're all a sausage short of a bbq!

What about the worst expression?

After the skyshow on Australia Day, I cringe every time I hear Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi.

Makes us sound like a bunch of drunk morons... oh wait a minute...

 

[Bevlina]

oo...we can't use our worse expressions...the men do that *erk*. Right now, with the heat of today I feel as shot as a shanghai.
Who started that Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi? .....waiting lonq!

 

[Wolflily]

Now THAT's a wierd expression! You sound like a little Jewish lady from Manhattan. "Oi, darlink, your not gonna EAT that hotdog?! It's not kosher!!"

(No offense to our Jewish friends out there!)

 

[Bevlina]

hahahaha....may your chickens grow to emu's and kick your dunny down!
That was a humdinger Wolf!
Sometimes one can be as lonely as a bandicoot on a burn't bridge! Well! gonna have a sanger now!

 

[Wolflily]

Whoa, I think I need an interpreter for that one!
(Anyone want to volunteer?)

 

[Breetai]

eh? What's all this Aussie talk aboot? Ah well, I'm gonna go take off and drink some beer in the cold, wet, white stuff with my touque on. Avoir mes amis. Je suis Canadien.

 

[Wolflily]

Ok, now I need two interpreters! One Aussie and one Canuck!
I'd better start brushing up on otherworldly speech around here.
Things are getting a bit provincial up here in NH.

 

[Breetai]

vegemite....*barf*

 

[the brute]

Vegemite is basically beer pooh, and it doesn't even taste as good as that, IMHO. It's also manufactured by an American corporation, so I don't know why some of my countrypersons get so nationalistic about it. As for that sporting chant, it makes U...S...A sound literate. Whatever credibility it might have pretended to was destroyed forever when John Winston Howard started it up during the Sydney Olympics. I'm just a grumpy old man, non è vero?

 

[Bevlina]

Ok, now I need two interpreters! One Aussie and one Canuck!
I'd better start brushing up on otherworldly speech around here.
Things are getting a bit provincial up here in NH.

Sometimes you crack me up Wolf. I sit here laughing my head off!!
A sanger in Oz is a sandwich. Oh Struth Wolf!! You've got me laughing. First you had to have Oz interpreted then in comes a Canuck talking French!!!!...excuse me...gotta run!!! You've got me shot as a shanghai on laughter!!!

 

[Bevlina]

Vegemite is basically beer pooh, and it doesn't even taste as good as that, IMHO. It's also manufactured by an American corporation, so I don't know why some of my countrypersons get so nationalistic about it. As for that sporting chant, it makes U...S...A sound literate. Whatever credibility it might have pretended to was destroyed forever when John Winston Howard started it up during the Sydney Olympics. I'm just a grumpy old man, non è vero?

Beer pooh Brute? I thought Sanitarium was Australian? If it's American why don't they have happy little vegemites in America? Doesn't seem fair to the American's. Look what they're missing out on!
Why are you so grumpy Brute? What's got up your nose?

 

[the brute]

Well, the label on the jar in my cupboard (there are renegades in my house who like this stuff) says Kraft.
I'm actually not even feeling all that grumpy, but the thread probably come across as if I am. That last sentence is something of a pre-emptive confession, I s'pose.
Cheers, all.

 

[Bevlina]

Mine says Kraft too Brute! So...how come I thought it was Sanitarium?
Nah...you said you were just a grumpy old man. I don't believe it for one second!

 

[marduke]

Ah! She'll be right mate! Struth! No probs!

( All will be well...it's the truth...no problems...)

lol those are my favs, and the good ol CRIKEY!!

 

[Miss Mayberry]

Watched a new show called "In a Fix", where this team of people go into someone's unfinished home and renovate it in three days. Anyway, the carpenter on there is from Down Under (at first I thought it was South Africa, but then they began calling him 'The Wombat') and he always wears this ONE shirt. They finally told him he smelled horrible, so they duct-taped his hands and feet, pulled off his shirt, and burned it, right there, three feet in front of him. And then they made him put on one of those slinky lingerie pieces. Black lace. And the host (from America) goes (in his Aussie-most accent), "Boy, mate, we skunked that off you and you come up a TREAT!"
I was really looking forward to watching the lingerie-clad guy some more, but then he was fired. He was too lazy.

Pointless story, really, but it's Aussie-related...so whatever...

 

[marduke]

americans always do the lamest aussie accents... lol and they usually use words that we dont use..

 

[LivingWorship]

Mine is the old FAIR-DINKUM, but I also love "Bring a plate"... our church is very multicultural and we were having this pot-luck dinner and as per usual the pastor would announce "please bring a plate." So everyone would normally bring a dish, with their fave food on it... well this particular week we had a new couple just settliing into the church. They were Chinese I think, could be worng... but they weren't really up with the vernacular and rocked up to the pot-luck dinner with a plate! An EMPTY plate! It's become a joke at church and nowadays the pastors stress bring a plate with food on it! Yah don't know why I just rambled that but there you go!

 

[LivingWorship]

americans always do the lamest aussie accents... lol and they usually use words that we dont use..

Uh-huh! Too right, but the best impersonation I've heard was none other than Robin Williams, he does a great Aussie accent!