What's wrong with entertainment today????

[Questioning Christian]

Boxing - violence and profanity

Britney Spears - enflaming Catholic School Girl fantasies

Strawberry Shortcake - miniskirts on little children

Beverly Hillbillies - Donna Douglas wearing Daisy Dukes

Evening News - liberal commentators that will send you to Hell

Good Times - white writers for a black TV show, degrading black people

Sanford And Son - Aunt Esther a mockery of church people

Mister Rogers - lying to children [those puppets aren't real people], and changing clothes in front of children

Six Million Dollar Man - making kids think they can run 40 miles an hour

MacGyver - trusting in science instead of calling on God

Quincy, M.E. - veiled necrophilia

Emergency! - men with long hair

Maude - butch lesbians

Golden Girls - disrespect of parental authority

What's Happening - dancing to the jukebox

Brady Bunch - divorce and remarriage, mixed families

Oprah Winfrey - idol worship [worshipping Dr. Phil]

Friends - no one went to church regularly

Perry Mason - cold, unresponsive, angry lawyers

Lassie - a child prizing suggestions from his dog over counsel from his parents

Little House On The Prairie - little children sleeping together in beds

ER - naked patients

Pepe Le Pew - dating instead of "doing it God's way"

The Munsters - goth references, Fred was feminine!!, magic, vampirism, werewolves, wife wore excessive makeup, bats, dragons as house pets [Satan is "the Dragon"]

Smurfs - "little people" when God never created little people

The Equalizer - "Vengeance Is Mine, Saith The Lord"

Jimmy Swaggart - hypocrisy, legalism, false doctrine

Twilight Zone - weirdness and devilry

Gunsmoke - prostitutes [Miss Kitty], poor examples of authority [Marshall Dillon was too laid back], vagrancy [Festus], trusting in medicine instead of God [the doc]

CHiPs - female police officers in tight pants

T.J. Hooker - prostitution reference in title, female police officers in tight pants

Sesame Street - The Count, popular rock stars

Muppets - Miss Piggy's arrogance and pushiness, Kermit as an emasculated male, Animal showing children how not to behave, Rolf singing and playing worldly songs on the piano, the two old men in the balcony scoffing and mocking

Amen - mockery of church people

Mr. Wizard's World - sorcery

Fantastic Four - people with "powers"

Petticoat Junction - lingerie reference in title, harlotry, lazy uncle ["there's Uncle Joe, he's a-movin kinda slow at the Junction, Petticoat Junction"]

James Bond - secretly eavesdropping

Fred Flintstone: his buddies on the bowling team call him "Twinkletoes Flintstone", he spends more time with his little buddy Barney than he does with his wife, and the two of them are always running around all over town looking for "a gay old time"

Peppermint Patty from Peanuts: she's the only girl Peanut that wears pants instead of a dress, she wears the sensible shoes, and she's always hanging around one of them who calls her "sir"

Popeye the Sailor Man: he's always dressed up in little sailor outfits and hasn't been in the navy in 30 years, his best friend is Wimpy, he's always eating salad

Batman & Robin: their names are Bruce and Dick, they live together in a big old house, the big one calls the little one his "Boy Wonder", and they are running around at night time wearing tights.

Bugs Bunny: He stands with his hand on his hip, sings Broadway showtunes, dresses up like a woman, and kisses on his hunting buddy Elmer.

 

[Jimmy West]

Boxing - violence and profanity

Britney Spears - enflaming Catholic School Girl fantasies

Strawberry Shortcake - miniskirts on little children

Beverly Hillbillies - Donna Douglas wearing Daisy Dukes

Evening News - liberal commentators that will send you to Hell

Good Times - white writers for a black TV show, degrading black people

Sanford And Son - Aunt Esther a mockery of church people

Mister Rogers - lying to children [those puppets aren't real people], and changing clothes in front of children

Six Million Dollar Man - making kids think they can run 40 miles an hour

MacGyver - trusting in science instead of calling on God

Quincy, M.E. - veiled necrophilia

Emergency! - men with long hair

Maude - butch lesbians

Golden Girls - disrespect of parental authority

What's Happening - dancing to the jukebox

Brady Bunch - divorce and remarriage, mixed families

Oprah Winfrey - idol worship [worshipping Dr. Phil]

Friends - no one went to church regularly

Perry Mason - cold, unresponsive, angry lawyers

Lassie - a child prizing suggestions from his dog over counsel from his parents

Little House On The Prairie - little children sleeping together in beds

ER - naked patients

Pepe Le Pew - dating instead of "doing it God's way"

The Munsters - goth references, Fred was feminine!!, magic, vampirism, werewolves, wife wore excessive makeup, bats, dragons as house pets [Satan is "the Dragon"]

Smurfs - "little people" when God never created little people

The Equalizer - "Vengeance Is Mine, Saith The Lord"

Jimmy Swaggart - hypocrisy, legalism, false doctrine

Twilight Zone - weirdness and devilry

Gunsmoke - prostitutes [Miss Kitty], poor examples of authority [Marshall Dillon was too laid back], vagrancy [Festus], trusting in medicine instead of God [the doc]

CHiPs - female police officers in tight pants

T.J. Hooker - prostitution reference in title, female police officers in tight pants

Sesame Street - The Count, popular rock stars

Muppets - Miss Piggy's arrogance and pushiness, Kermit as an emasculated male, Animal showing children how not to behave, Rolf singing and playing worldly songs on the piano, the two old men in the balcony scoffing and mocking

Amen - mockery of church people

Mr. Wizard's World - sorcery

Fantastic Four - people with "powers"

Petticoat Junction - lingerie reference in title, harlotry, lazy uncle ["there's Uncle Joe, he's a-movin kinda slow at the Junction, Petticoat Junction"]

James Bond - secretly eavesdropping

Fred Flintstone: his buddies on the bowling team call him "Twinkletoes Flintstone", he spends more time with his little buddy Barney than he does with his wife, and the two of them are always running around all over town looking for "a gay old time"

Peppermint Patty from Peanuts: she's the only girl Peanut that wears pants instead of a dress, she wears the sensible shoes, and she's always hanging around one of them who calls her "sir"

Popeye the Sailor Man: he's always dressed up in little sailor outfits and hasn't been in the navy in 30 years, his best friend is Wimpy, he's always eating salad

Batman & Robin: their names are Bruce and Dick, they live together in a big old house, the big one calls the little one his "Boy Wonder", and they are running around at night time wearing tights.

Bugs Bunny: He stands with his hand on his hip, sings Broadway showtunes, dresses up like a woman, and kisses on his hunting buddy Elmer.

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha Very funny. Some very important, some a little rediculous. But overall, excellent job.

 

[God_follower]

maybe u didnt get my other post... dumb

 

[New_Wineskin]

Well , it is only entertainment for those who are being entertained .

 

[AudioArtist]

Hey, I LOVE Bugs Bunny!

 

[mysparrow]

Lol

 

[DunamisHaptomai]

What's wrong with entertainment today? Not near enough re-runs of "Stacked".

 

[WarriorOfJesus]

TO quote a few ya listed, Questioning Christian:

>Emergency! - men with long hair <
Jesus Christ had long hair. Heck, I have long hair. It doesn't make me or any other man who has long hair bad, evil or abnormal.

>Quincy, M.E. - veiled necrophilia <
Uhh, Quincy was a Medical Examiner. Did you ever see an autopsy performed on a clothed person? Can you explain the necro part? Never once saw him molest a dead body either.

>Little House On The Prairie - little children sleeping together in beds <
Uh, isn't that how people really lived back in that time period????????????

>Britney Spears - enflaming Catholic School Girl fantasies <
Won't even go here. She needs help.

Ya know, it is entertainment, and if a person doesn't know where to draw the line, then maybe they should have themselves a serious look at their inner self.

 

[J4Jesus]

It gets more ungodly all the time

 

[Questioning Christian]

Oh, dear God, I thought I wasn't going to have to explain it ... but ... here goes.


1hu•mor \"hyü-m€r, "yü-\ n 1 : temperament 2 : mood 3 : whim 4 : a quality that appeals to a sense of the ludicrous or incongruous; also : a keen perception of the ludicrous or incongruous 5 : comical or amusing entertainment — hu•mor•ist \"hyü-m€-rist, "yü-\ n — hu•mor•less \"hyü-m€r-l€s, "yü-\ adj — hu•mor•less•ly adv — hu•mor•less•ness n — hu•mor•ous \"hyü-m€-r€s, "yü-\ adj — hu•mor•ous•ly adv — hu•mor•ous•ness n

(c)2000 Zane Publishing, Inc. and Merriam-Webster, Incorporated. All rights reserved.

 

[Questioning Christian]

maybe u didnt get my other post... dumb

Oh, and you really wonder if anyone learns anything from you? I've learned some things from you, quite a few in the last few days.

 

[Questioning Christian]

Did anyone REALLY think the following were meant seriously?????!!!

Beverly Hillbillies - Donna Douglas wearing Daisy Dukes

Evening News - liberal commentators that will send you to Hell

Mister Rogers - lying to children [those puppets aren't real people], and changing clothes in front of children

Six Million Dollar Man - making kids think they can run 40 miles an hour

MacGyver - trusting in science instead of calling on God

Quincy, M.E. - veiled necrophilia

Emergency! - men with long hair

Maude - butch lesbians

What's Happening - dancing to the jukebox

Friends - no one went to church regularly

Lassie - a child prizing suggestions from his dog over counsel from his parents

ER - naked patients

Pepe Le Pew - dating instead of "doing it God's way"

The Munsters - goth references, Fred was feminine!!, magic, vampirism, werewolves, wife wore excessive makeup, bats, dragons as house pets [Satan is "the Dragon"]

Smurfs - "little people" when God never created little people

The Equalizer - "Vengeance Is Mine, Saith The Lord"

Gunsmoke - prostitutes [Miss Kitty], poor examples of authority [Marshall Dillon was too laid back], vagrancy [Festus], trusting in medicine instead of God [the doc]

CHiPs - female police officers in tight pants

T.J. Hooker - prostitution reference in title, female police officers in tight pants

Muppets - Miss Piggy's arrogance and pushiness, Kermit as an emasculated male, Animal showing children how not to behave, Rolf singing and playing worldly songs on the piano, the two old men in the balcony scoffing and mocking

Mr. Wizard's World - sorcery

Fantastic Four - people with "powers"

Petticoat Junction - lingerie reference in title, harlotry, lazy uncle ["there's Uncle Joe, he's a-movin kinda slow at the Junction, Petticoat Junction"]

Fred Flintstone: his buddies on the bowling team call him "Twinkletoes Flintstone", he spends more time with his little buddy Barney than he does with his wife, and the two of them are always running around all over town looking for "a gay old time"

Peppermint Patty from Peanuts: she's the only girl Peanut that wears pants instead of a dress, she wears the sensible shoes, and she's always hanging around one of them who calls her "sir"

Popeye the Sailor Man: he's always dressed up in little sailor outfits and hasn't been in the navy in 30 years, his best friend is Wimpy, he's always eating salad

Batman & Robin: their names are Bruce and Dick, they live together in a big old house, the big one calls the little one his "Boy Wonder", and they are running around at night time wearing tights.

Bugs Bunny: He stands with his hand on his hip, sings Broadway showtunes, dresses up like a woman, and kisses on his hunting buddy Elmer.

 

[Questioning Christian]

That anyone took me seriously is even more of a scream than my original post!!!!!

 

[SteelDisciple]

Boxing - violence and profanity

Britney Spears - enflaming Catholic School Girl fantasies

Strawberry Shortcake - miniskirts on little children

Beverly Hillbillies - Donna Douglas wearing Daisy Dukes

Evening News - liberal commentators that will send you to Hell

Good Times - white writers for a black TV show, degrading black people

Sanford And Son - Aunt Esther a mockery of church people

Mister Rogers - lying to children [those puppets aren't real people], and changing clothes in front of children

Six Million Dollar Man - making kids think they can run 40 miles an hour

MacGyver - trusting in science instead of calling on God

Quincy, M.E. - veiled necrophilia

Emergency! - men with long hair

Maude - butch lesbians

Golden Girls - disrespect of parental authority

What's Happening - dancing to the jukebox

Brady Bunch - divorce and remarriage, mixed families

Oprah Winfrey - idol worship [worshipping Dr. Phil]

Friends - no one went to church regularly

Perry Mason - cold, unresponsive, angry lawyers

Lassie - a child prizing suggestions from his dog over counsel from his parents

Little House On The Prairie - little children sleeping together in beds

ER - naked patients

Pepe Le Pew - dating instead of "doing it God's way"

The Munsters - goth references, Fred was feminine!!, magic, vampirism, werewolves, wife wore excessive makeup, bats, dragons as house pets [Satan is "the Dragon"]

Smurfs - "little people" when God never created little people

The Equalizer - "Vengeance Is Mine, Saith The Lord"

Jimmy Swaggart - hypocrisy, legalism, false doctrine

Twilight Zone - weirdness and devilry

Gunsmoke - prostitutes [Miss Kitty], poor examples of authority [Marshall Dillon was too laid back], vagrancy [Festus], trusting in medicine instead of God [the doc]

CHiPs - female police officers in tight pants

T.J. Hooker - prostitution reference in title, female police officers in tight pants

Sesame Street - The Count, popular rock stars

Muppets - Miss Piggy's arrogance and pushiness, Kermit as an emasculated male, Animal showing children how not to behave, Rolf singing and playing worldly songs on the piano, the two old men in the balcony scoffing and mocking

Amen - mockery of church people

Mr. Wizard's World - sorcery

Fantastic Four - people with "powers"

Petticoat Junction - lingerie reference in title, harlotry, lazy uncle ["there's Uncle Joe, he's a-movin kinda slow at the Junction, Petticoat Junction"]

James Bond - secretly eavesdropping

Fred Flintstone: his buddies on the bowling team call him "Twinkletoes Flintstone", he spends more time with his little buddy Barney than he does with his wife, and the two of them are always running around all over town looking for "a gay old time"

Peppermint Patty from Peanuts: she's the only girl Peanut that wears pants instead of a dress, she wears the sensible shoes, and she's always hanging around one of them who calls her "sir"

Popeye the Sailor Man: he's always dressed up in little sailor outfits and hasn't been in the navy in 30 years, his best friend is Wimpy, he's always eating salad

Batman & Robin: their names are Bruce and Dick, they live together in a big old house, the big one calls the little one his "Boy Wonder", and they are running around at night time wearing tights.

Bugs Bunny: He stands with his hand on his hip, sings Broadway showtunes, dresses up like a woman, and kisses on his hunting buddy Elmer.

heheh...that was good. thanks for the laugh. The batman one was my favorite.

 

[TreeOfLife]

All Pamela Anderson, all the time. Now that's entertainment.

 

[JimB]

All Pamela Anderson, all the time. Now that's entertainment.

Well, she sure has, um, talent.

\o/

 

[TreeOfLife]

Well, she sure has, um, talent.

\o/

Yes she does. Big time...big time talent. Yup.

 

[CarlRogers]

I heard that Free Willy was Bill Clinton's favourite movie.

 

[New_Wineskin]

That anyone took me seriously is even more of a scream than my original post!!!!!

I didn't take you seriously because of a few of the items . However , there are many Christians who would be quite serious with these types of things . That is sad in more ways than funny - but true . You may recall the TelleTubbies(?) incident . There are many more but it is the first to pop into my head . Oh , a similar comment was made about Spongebob Squarepants .

 

[Shalia]

That's true, NewWineskin. While I was 100% sure that QC was passing on humor, it doesn't take much to get people all up in arms about weird things. <I'm sorry, but that Teletubbies thing was just stupid.> A few bored loose cannons make everyone wonder when "humor" lists are posted, unfortunately.