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I hear a lot of people saying that, but I'm convinced that women are actually magical creatures. But it's okay, just gotta learn to use the boy-magic to counter it, and then it's all fun to be around women!
There is evidence for it!
The guys are all like:
Then comes a lady:
The guys go all:
Then they all run after her:
Then they go at each others:
Then she thinks they're nuts and leaves and they're all:
It's not normal! It's magic!
Sigh....... if only Canada werent so cold.
We'll throw in an extra log in the fires in our igloos for yas.You're going to let that stop you, Toro? I sure as heck am not. ^-^
I'm convinced that women are actually magical creatures.
You're going to let that stop you, Toro? I sure as heck am not. ^-^
We'll throw in an extra log in the fires in our igloos for yas.
There is evidence for it!
The guys are all like:
Then comes a lady:
The guys go all:
Then they all run after her:
Then they go at each others:
Then she thinks they're nuts and leaves and they're all:
It's not normal! It's magic!
Lol!!!
Or alternatively:
Guy sees girl:
His friends try to convince him to go talk to her.
Finally he's had enough teasing and is gonna go just to spite his buddies.
What he thinks he looks like:
What he actually looks like:
Then he gets near her and his mind goes blank. Suddenly it's 130 degrees, and there doesn't seem to be enough oxygen.
She makes eye contact as he approches. And he suddenly he's frozen.
He swallows and looks back at his buddies. They're all:
He finally reaches the top of the mountain, and she waits for him to speak.
But all his nervous, exhausted brain can muster:
So she takes pity and makes the first move:
His heart nearly explodes.
He manages a nod, then begins walking back to his buddies.
"I'm so smooth."
Lol!!!
Or alternatively:
Guy sees girl:
His friends try to convince him to go talk to her.
Finally he's had enough teasing and is gonna go just to spite his buddies.
What he thinks he looks like:
What he actually looks like:
Then he gets near her and his mind goes blank. Suddenly it's 130 degrees, and there doesn't seem to be enough oxygen.
She makes eye contact as he approches. And he suddenly he's frozen.
He swallows and looks back at his buddies. They're all:
He finally reaches the top of the mountain, and she waits for him to speak.
But all his nervous, exhausted brain can muster:
So she takes pity and makes the first move:
His heart nearly explodes.
He manages a nod, then begins walking back to his buddies.
"I'm so smooth."
Lol!!!
Or alternatively:
Guy sees girl:
His friends try to convince him to go talk to her.
Finally he's had enough teasing and is gonna go just to spite his buddies.
What he thinks he looks like:
What he actually looks like:
Then he gets near her and his mind goes blank. Suddenly it's 130 degrees, and there doesn't seem to be enough oxygen.
She makes eye contact as he approches. And he suddenly he's frozen.
He swallows and looks back at his buddies. They're all:
He finally reaches the top of the mountain, and she waits for him to speak.
But all his nervous, exhausted brain can muster:
So she takes pity and makes the first move:
His heart nearly explodes.
He manages a nod, then begins walking back to his buddies.
"I'm so smooth."
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